Daket

A clueless response when you don't know the answer to something or when you have nothing to say back.

Bill: Jeff its a nice day today

Jeff: Daket

OR

Bill: When are your Christmas exams?

Jeff: Daket

by Yoshi1996 January 2, 2012

Dakota Handshake

When two Dodge Dakota owners greet each other by grabbing the others genitals.

Logan didn't want to scare the other driver. So he used the Dakota Handshake.

by Trust me 357 August 3, 2018

The Dakota War

Taken place on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987, Captain Schlurnt and the men of the North Dakotan Army stormed into South Dakota in order to combine the Dakotas into one. The South Dakotan Militia vehemently opposed such a ordeal, leading Major Blunkus of the SDM to prepare defenses in the case of an invasion. Blunkus and his men killed at least 14 North Dakotans, essentially eradicating half the population of North Dakota in a matter of minutes. In light of this devastating loss, the Treaty of Barren Wastelands was signed the next day, keeping North and South Dakota separate for at least the next 41 years.

Normal USA man: Who is in the picture on your mantle?

South Dakotan: Oh, that’d be the Mighty Major Blunkus, who repelled the savage North Dakotans during the Dakota War on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987.

by ehorgski December 6, 2019

dake-bonoism

Though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to Recreational Christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist Christians in general, and Charismatic Christians in particular. It is aimed at those whose over-simplification of Christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. It is a way of saying "You're world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating." Synonymn: clicker.

"I hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously Dake-Bonoist views, I may as well be discussing politics with Jimmy Swaggart."

by Rev. Christian Martyn December 15, 2004

dake-bonoism

Dake-Bonoism is a modern synthesis of the pentecostal teachings of the late Rev. Finis Jennings Dake and lyrical writings of Bono (singer for the popular band U2).

Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.

That Carman guy has to be a Dake-Bonoist. That boy can click like there is no tomorrow!

by skip November 7, 2002

North Dakota

1) Not part of Canada.
2) Where most of the film "Fargo" wasn't filmed.

Isn't North Dakota in Canada?
No

by Um...Joe October 1, 2004

Dakst

Another word for “lame” or “cringe”
Primarily used in North New Jersey.

Person A: I like to lick people’s elbows.
Person B: Ew bro, that’s so dakst.

by graibgr August 25, 2022