One of the shittiest high schools on the planet. Bunch of bitches, whores, stupid ass teachers, and security cameras up the ass.
Thinks it's better than any other high school, and apparently the academics are FANTASTIC.
Yeah. Right.
Thinks it's better than any other high school, and apparently the academics are FANTASTIC.
Yeah. Right.
by Yeslek Kcirdap January 12, 2011
Because of its proximity to a huge trailer park, and the amount of school of choice kids who come from the projects across Hall Road, Mount clemens, or even Detroit, Dakota is the worst school in Macomb Township. Full of the ghettoest white and black kids ever.
Dakota High School gets a lot of School of Choice kids. This, in combination with the trailer park, are why people who live near there conversly don't go to Dakota.
by South Side Chicano July 16, 2016
A school that’s full of trailer kids from the surrounding areas making it full of ghetto ass white and black kids with every bathroom a vape hub. The bathrooms are so bad that a kid took a shit and the whole school got an early dismissal. It’s so bad that the decent kids that actually live around there don’t even go there and instead choose to go to a private school or do school of choice. There are literally people making out in front of the principal and they don’t get a pda but if u hold hands or slap an ass you get a pda. Also every person in their staff is so completely racist to minorities with a few exceptions.
A: Did you hear of the shit that went down at Dakota High School?
B: Yeah it was literally shit that caused the school to shut down
B: Yeah it was literally shit that caused the school to shut down
by idkwhoiamtbh December 12, 2019
A swamp fest of way too many kids for one high school, and they only keep the number so high so they can say “We’re the biggest high school in Michigan.” Most of the girls are hoes, and most of the guys are fuckboys. Basically everyone smokes and vapes. Smells like ass all the time.
Bob: I heard Dakota High School is pretty gross
Dan: you’re right it smells like someone sharted in there
Dan: you’re right it smells like someone sharted in there
by Electronicdictionary April 16, 2019
A school in Dakota, IL that is full of kids with no future. They strive to go to Highland Community College if any college at all. Kids who are raised to someday takeover the family farm and where people are faker than Barbie. This school is known for “cousin fuckery” and toxic ass relationships that last forever because there is simply no one else to date. Dakota kids tend to stay in the small town of Dakota.
“These roads are covered in 1343 inches of ice and school at Dakota High School still isn’t closed!”
by Factsfactsfacts January 22, 2018
An American high school located on a wind-blown precipice
in the far western shit-hole suburbs of Denver,Co.
This funky corn-hole of secondary education is only notable for not being Columbine.It is a massing of the spoiled progeny of parents one step up from the white trash and one mortgage payment from smoking pole for crack rock.
The athletic teams get beat like a drum every year and the teachers think that To Kill A Mockingbird is cutting edge literature.
In short,Boo good!DRHS sucks your brain like a juice box.
in the far western shit-hole suburbs of Denver,Co.
This funky corn-hole of secondary education is only notable for not being Columbine.It is a massing of the spoiled progeny of parents one step up from the white trash and one mortgage payment from smoking pole for crack rock.
The athletic teams get beat like a drum every year and the teachers think that To Kill A Mockingbird is cutting edge literature.
In short,Boo good!DRHS sucks your brain like a juice box.
Mom:Look at those black criminals on CSI!
DRHS student:Quit smoking meth out of that light bulb and listen.At Dakota Ridge High School,we are taught that they are metaphorical mockingbirds.So shut your crankhole and help me bust up this chiffarobe.
DRHS student:Quit smoking meth out of that light bulb and listen.At Dakota Ridge High School,we are taught that they are metaphorical mockingbirds.So shut your crankhole and help me bust up this chiffarobe.
by Phunky Wagnalls January 20, 2012
This school is a shithole for stoners and thots. Even thought the school spirit is wild we got kids doin dabs in the bathrooms. The freshman are all dumbass kids who’s only personality trait it’s vaping and only thing the teacher care about is catching freshman going to walmart. The education is kinda shit and I don’t learn nothin. The tallest guy there is like 4’9 lmao. Do not go there
by absfx December 7, 2019