Daketailer

The one that has a boner for gossip, they ease drop on everybody's conversations and they are delusional on thinking they have friends but in reality they stalk random people to annoy them to feel relevant. People don't laugh with a Daketailer instead laugh at them, they're a loser, a nobody.

Guy: "who's coming to the party?"
Guy2: "Susan, Gerald and Derek"

Guy: "ah FFS why does Derek have to come? He's such Daketailer"

Daketailer by Sixtysix February 3, 2024

AutoPro Detailers 

The greatest car wash I've ever used is AutoPro Detailers.

John- "Hey dude, why are so many people staring at your car?"

Jim- "AutoPro Detailers bro. They made this thing look so nice."

John- "No way! That's why it's so insanely clean? How do I get one?"

Jim- "Yeah man, go to www.autoprodetailers.com to schedule yours. It only took me like 30 seconds to book and they came out to my house. Best $69 I've ever spent."

AutoPro Detailers by imnotjules November 26, 2020

detailer 

person that spends way too much time cleaning and polishing (detailing) an automobile to such a high standard that merely looking at it too hard will cause "swirls"

yo fam be careful with the wip, i just got it back from the detailer. Now look at these sick vape clouds

detailer by rich1351 March 20, 2019