Dafties

Not to be confused with a group of foolish individuals, Dafties are the Manchester-based music duo recognized for terrible alt pop music

Person A: "Did you go to the Dafties gig last night?"
Person B: "No, why would I put myself through that?"

by John Mcgrellis October 26, 2025

drafties

The type of bowel movement you get in return for drinking draft beer the night before.

I did so many keg stands last night, now I have a severe case of the drafties.

by Travis N. November 3, 2008

Daftie

a harmless idiot
scottish in origin
idiot

you are a daftie
you are a big daftie

by mark January 1, 2005

Daftism

The official religion of Daft Punk. Daftists believe that Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel De Homem-Christo are the right and left hands of God, if not gods themselves.

For those Daft Punk listeners without faith, try Daftism.

by DaftPope April 13, 2010

Darties

When it is so cold the nipples are hard and they resemble darts.

Man, I'm so cold my darties are poking through my shirt!

by MR.T from Texas October 16, 2009

Daftie

A crazy person, lunatic, retarted or a dumbass. An idiot, moron, stupid person.

"Pike off you daftie!"

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

drafties

: the gaps in between yourself and the blankets while sleeping. The sensations one gets from having spaces unfilled surrounding their body whilst in bed.

I do not like drafties while I am in my sleeping bag. They make me absurdly cold.

by thesilentcowboy April 1, 2009