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A crazy person, lunatic, retarted or a dumbass. An idiot, moron, stupid person.
"Pike off you daftie!"
Daftie by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005
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Oi daftie 

Scottish slang for "Hello", but only used for people you're pals with
Scottish Guy 1:"Oi daftie"
Scottish Guy 2:"Whit bawbag"
Oi daftie by Finlavia November 1, 2023

drafties 

The type of bowel movement you get in return for drinking draft beer the night before.
I did so many keg stands last night, now I have a severe case of the drafties.
drafties by Travis N. November 3, 2008
The official religion of Daft Punk. Daftists believe that Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel De Homem-Christo are the right and left hands of God, if not gods themselves.
For those Daft Punk listeners without faith, try Daftism.
Daftism by DaftPope April 13, 2010
When someone is being ridiculous, a fool, or down right dumb. To be straight up trippin
Yo, he be daftin about the game

Hey man, stop daftin.
Daftin by Junior47 January 13, 2011
As soon as that new Daft Punk song came on the radio, everyone stopped what they were doing and began dafting.
Dafting by Noisdika September 27, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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