daft

crazy, stupid, insane, nuts, moronic, asinine

"Dude! Like, I'm gonna jump off that bridge!"
"You're daft."

by SnottyIrishman August 02, 2005

pikey

A derrogatory term for an irish gypsie, commonly referred to as an "Irish Traveler." Also, interchangeable with the term fucker.

"Yeah, I got family back in Ireland...they're a bunch of pikeys."

"Kiss off, pikey!"

by SnottyIrishman August 02, 2005

Daftie

A crazy person, lunatic, retarted or a dumbass. An idiot, moron, stupid person.

"Pike off you daftie!"

by SnottyIrishman August 02, 2005

OI!

"Hey!", "What!" or similar to "Hurray!"

Dude: "Oi! Liam!"

Dude: "Hey, Liam!"
Liam: "Oi?"

Durring applause "Oi!

by SnottyIrishman August 02, 2005

puternewbie

A puternewbie is a term referring to those who are unknowledgeable to the ways of the computer, or just new to the computer world.

Someone who believes that their hard drive is almost full because they still have 25gigs free out of 80gigs possible.

anybody who refers to their tower as a cpu.

anybody who refers to hard drive space as memory.

by SnottyIrishman August 11, 2005

tart

A slang term referring to a whore, but in a slightly humorous way. Used similarly to bint, ho, skank, slut, etc.

"Yeah, these stupid tarts came by calling us porch monkeys."

by SnottyIrishman August 02, 2005

Porch Monkey

Folks who enjoy drinking and socializing with others on their porch, often spending many hours doing this.

That house is filled with a bunch of partying porch monkeys.

by SnottyIrishman August 02, 2005