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English slang for a whore or bitch. Similar to a tart.
"Look...you can't proclaim yourself king just because some moistend bint lobbed a scimitar at you." -Monty Python, Holy Grail
by SnottyIrishman August 02, 2005

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crazy, stupid, insane, nuts, moronic, asinine
"Dude! Like, I'm gonna jump off that bridge!"
"You're daft."
by SnottyIrishman August 02, 2005

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Tourney, and Old English term referring to any sort of tournament or contest. It is still used today amongst certain people.
"Dude, there's an archery tourney on Saturday...wanna go?"

"Biff won the chess tourney."

"Mitch has entered the boxing tourney with high prospects of winning."
by SnottyIrishman August 05, 2005

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Either a newbie or a term referring to someone who is annoying, irritating or obnoxious.
See newbie.

"Gawd! What a fucking noober!"
by SnottyIrishman August 02, 2005

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A puternewbie is a term referring to those who are unknowledgeable to the ways of the computer, or just new to the computer world.
Someone who believes that their hard drive is almost full because they still have 25gigs free out of 80gigs possible.

anybody who refers to their tower as a cpu.

anybody who refers to hard drive space as memory.
by SnottyIrishman August 11, 2005

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A slang term referring to a whore, but in a slightly humorous way. Used similarly to bint, ho, skank, slut, etc.
"Yeah, these stupid tarts came by calling us porch monkeys."
by SnottyIrishman August 02, 2005

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"Hey!", "What!" or similar to "Hurray!"
Dude: "Oi! Liam!"

Dude: "Hey, Liam!"
Liam: "Oi?"

Durring applause "Oi!
by SnottyIrishman August 02, 2005

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