noober

Either a newbie or a term referring to someone who is annoying, irritating or obnoxious.
See newbie.

"Gawd! What a fucking noober!"
by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005
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tart

A slang term referring to a whore, but in a slightly humorous way. Used similarly to bint, ho, skank, slut, etc.
"Yeah, these stupid tarts came by calling us porch monkeys."
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Bint

English slang for a whore or bitch. Similar to a tart.
"Look...you can't proclaim yourself king just because some moistend bint lobbed a scimitar at you." -Monty Python, Holy Grail
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pikey

A derrogatory term for an irish gypsie, commonly referred to as an "Irish Traveler." Also, interchangeable with the term fucker.
"Yeah, I got family back in Ireland...they're a bunch of pikeys."

"Kiss off, pikey!"
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daft

crazy, stupid, insane, nuts, moronic, asinine
"Dude! Like, I'm gonna jump off that bridge!"
"You're daft."
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piker

Same use as the term pikey.
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Porch Monkey

Folks who enjoy drinking and socializing with others on their porch, often spending many hours doing this.
That house is filled with a bunch of partying porch monkeys.
by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005
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