SnottyIrishman's definitions

happy horseshit

A term used to shorten other phrases like "What a day!" or "Fuckin' A"

Person A: "Happy horseshit!"

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

puternewbie

A puternewbie is a term referring to those who are unknowledgeable to the ways of the computer, or just new to the computer world.

Someone who believes that their hard drive is almost full because they still have 25gigs free out of 80gigs possible.

anybody who refers to their tower as a cpu.

anybody who refers to hard drive space as memory.

by SnottyIrishman September 4, 2005

tart

A slang term referring to a whore, but in a slightly humorous way. Used similarly to bint, ho, skank, slut, etc.

"Yeah, these stupid tarts came by calling us porch monkeys."

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

tourney

Tourney, and Old English term referring to any sort of tournament or contest. It is still used today amongst certain people.

"Dude, there's an archery tourney on Saturday...wanna go?"

"Biff won the chess tourney."

"Mitch has entered the boxing tourney with high prospects of winning."

by SnottyIrishman August 30, 2005

Porch Monkey

Folks who enjoy drinking and socializing with others on their porch, often spending many hours doing this.

That house is filled with a bunch of partying porch monkeys.

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

Bint

English slang for a whore or bitch. Similar to a tart.

"Look...you can't proclaim yourself king just because some moistend bint lobbed a scimitar at you." -Monty Python, Holy Grail

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

pikey

A derrogatory term for an irish gypsie, commonly referred to as an "Irish Traveler." Also, interchangeable with the term fucker.

"Yeah, I got family back in Ireland...they're a bunch of pikeys."

"Kiss off, pikey!"

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005