Definitions by SnottyIrishman

puternewbie

A puternewbie is a term referring to those who are unknowledgeable to the ways of the computer, or just new to the computer world.

Someone who believes that their hard drive is almost full because they still have 25gigs free out of 80gigs possible.

anybody who refers to their tower as a cpu.

anybody who refers to hard drive space as memory.

puternewbie by SnottyIrishman September 4, 2005

tourney 

Tourney, and Old English term referring to any sort of tournament or contest. It is still used today amongst certain people.

"Dude, there's an archery tourney on Saturday...wanna go?"

"Biff won the chess tourney."

"Mitch has entered the boxing tourney with high prospects of winning."

tourney by SnottyIrishman August 30, 2005

OI! 

"Hey!", "What!" or similar to "Hurray!"

Dude: "Oi! Liam!"

Dude: "Hey, Liam!"
Liam: "Oi?"

Durring applause "Oi!

OI! by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

daft

crazy, stupid, insane, nuts, moronic, asinine

"Dude! Like, I'm gonna jump off that bridge!"
"You're daft."

daft by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

Daftie 

A crazy person, lunatic, retarted or a dumbass. An idiot, moron, stupid person.

"Pike off you daftie!"

Daftie by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

Bint

English slang for a whore or bitch. Similar to a tart.

"Look...you can't proclaim yourself king just because some moistend bint lobbed a scimitar at you." -Monty Python, Holy Grail

Bint by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

tart 

A slang term referring to a whore, but in a slightly humorous way. Used similarly to bint, ho, skank, slut, etc.

"Yeah, these stupid tarts came by calling us porch monkeys."

tart by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005