When the male scrotum goes from a vibrant, firm, taut state of appearance to that of an old, dangly, wrinkled sack.
Sheila was disappointed to discover that Roger, while young and virile and in his prime, already had developed dad bag.
That old guy at the gym has dad bag. Thing almost drags the shower drain.
That old guy at the gym has dad bag. Thing almost drags the shower drain.
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To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.
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A true intelectual. Someone who brings pleasure to many by placing bags on their heads and banging it against other people. Bag Dad is a proper noun, meaning it must be capitalized to show respect. There are multiple ways to use Bag Dad
Infinitive: Bag Dad
1st person sing. & pl. : Bag Dad
2nd person (informal sing.): Dag Dadst
2nd person (Formal Sing. & Pl.): Bag Dad
3rd person : Bag Dad
Past Tense: Bag Dode
Past Participle: Bag Daden
Present Participle: Bagging Dad / Bag Dadding
Subjunctive: Bæg Dad
1) n. Someone who is being so intelligent that they must be praised for their greatness
2) n. The leader of a cult, religion, club, or group, who spreads wisdom and knowledge amongst the following
3) v. To bang a head against someone, with intense force, in order to coercively force a cult member to do something
Infinitive: Bag Dad
1st person sing. & pl. : Bag Dad
2nd person (informal sing.): Dag Dadst
2nd person (Formal Sing. & Pl.): Bag Dad
3rd person : Bag Dad
Past Tense: Bag Dode
Past Participle: Bag Daden
Present Participle: Bagging Dad / Bag Dadding
Subjunctive: Bæg Dad
1) n. Someone who is being so intelligent that they must be praised for their greatness
2) n. The leader of a cult, religion, club, or group, who spreads wisdom and knowledge amongst the following
3) v. To bang a head against someone, with intense force, in order to coercively force a cult member to do something
Ex1: Bag Dad is one of the best people
Ex2: Tomorrow the meeting will be run by Bag Dad
Ex3: Shaniqua will have Bag Daden Tyler by Wednesday
Ex4: AHHH! STOP BAGGING DAD ME
Ex2: Tomorrow the meeting will be run by Bag Dad
Ex3: Shaniqua will have Bag Daden Tyler by Wednesday
Ex4: AHHH! STOP BAGGING DAD ME
by Shaniqua Mboniqua September 4, 2019
Get the Bag Dad mug.A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children. He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl for seven weeks, moves into HER house after a 2 week courtship, introduces her to his children 3 times, and then telephones his 7-year old on a Monday night to tell her that he has gotten married and failed to include his own children in the ceremony! He is also the same guy who will vandalize the ex-wife's vehicle, pull a knife on her, send threatening text messages, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he is arrested for assault and vandalism. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife one week before getting married to confess that his new girlfriend is "pressuring" him into the decision. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows!
He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying a Baptist preacher's daughter and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
by singlemama September 22, 2010
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A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
You know Lynn's ex-husband Kent? He is such a "douche bag dad" when he holds the child support check just so he can find out what she's doing. Even when he "performs" like such a great dad for everyone.
The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
by Tac Ronin September 29, 2011
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