DPOMS

Don't pee on my shit

Noah: Wanted, H22DTF, DPOMS, SHOD, praise christ!

by america2 March 7, 2012

Domschot

The German word for “Pretentious Douche”

I really can’t stand him, he’s a total Domschot

by JJTheDude May 25, 2019

overwit-doomsday

overwit-doomsday: As of 2023 the world is nearing a nuclear war and people are going crazy with mass shootings, layoffs, debt, AI

ChatGPT can possibly cause overwit-doomsday!

Due to all the threats from China and Russia, overwit-doomsday can ignite any day now.

The US debt, mass shootings and mass layoffs could cause overwit-doomsday.

by Mr.OVERWIT May 2, 2023

doomscrolling

When you keep scrolling through all of your social media feeds, looking for the most recent upsetting news about the latest catastrophe. The amount of time spent doing this is directly proportional to how much worse you're going to feel after you're done.

Dude! Stop doomscrolling, It's only going to make you feel worse!

I can't! The dopamine loop is too strong!

by PenelopePenguin March 24, 2020

doomsday buddy

a partner (usually sexual) who accompanies you while on the edge of the world, during dire life or death times

fuck man, i think i lost my doomsday buddy to the recent social distancing. i think she found someone else, and i’m sure they’re having the best sex of their lives

by willk1119 March 14, 2020

Doomsday Fucker

The legendary sex toy.

Person 1: "Your dick isn't doing it enough for me."

Person 2: "Okay, let me pull out my Doomsday Fucker."

by The Butt Fuck February 8, 2018

doomscrolling

Obsessively reading social media posts about how utterly fucked we are.

I've got to stop doomscrolling about covid-19, it's making me depressed.

by Scrolly McScrollface March 24, 2020