DOUCHEBABBA
DOUCHEBABBA by Smitty June 4, 2003
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Douchebangable
One who is extremely sexy but also a douchebag. you do not want to have any relations with this person because of their douchebaggery. you just want to bang them
Alex: Dayummmm he's sexy
Nikki: Yeah he's a douche though
Taylor: He's douchebangable
Michelle:*nods*
Nikki: Yeah he's a douche though
Taylor: He's douchebangable
Michelle:*nods*
Douchebangable by Trickynikkki28 June 2, 2012
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douchebagarina
Woman: "I would like an oil change, tire rotation and alignment... How long is that going to take? - I've got a nail appointment in 15 minutes".
Service Manager: "No problem, Ma'am... We'll have you out of here in 7 minutes and 12 seconds".
Technician: "Fuck that fucking douchebagarina, her fucking douchebag-Prius-piece-of-fucking-shit and fuck YOU!.... 15 minutes! Dumb mother-fuckers!
Service Manager: "No problem, Ma'am... We'll have you out of here in 7 minutes and 12 seconds".
Technician: "Fuck that fucking douchebagarina, her fucking douchebag-Prius-piece-of-fucking-shit and fuck YOU!.... 15 minutes! Dumb mother-fuckers!
douchebagarina by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010
Douchebagadonia
I met Ryan Seacrest in at the Fucktardistan airport on his way to Assholinia, and had a layover in Douchebagadonia.
Douchebagadonia by The Timmeh April 4, 2009
Tasteful Douchebaggary
(n): When a person, most often a male, performs an act so exquisitely wrong and disappointing but does it in a very fashionable way.
He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.
He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.
The man of your dreams writes a song for you. Well that song is also for the other three women he is dating.
"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."
"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."
Tasteful Douchebaggary by Reeka Aguas February 8, 2008
Douchebagasaurus Rex
Phil: Chris is kind of a douchebag, but he's can be cool sometimes.
Mike: No, he's not cool, he's a Douchebagasaurus Rex.
Mike: No, he's not cool, he's a Douchebagasaurus Rex.
Douchebagasaurus Rex by BrotherSport April 4, 2009
Douchebaggage
When your ex is a complete douche and they keep coming back trying to worm their way into your life after you've dumped them for their repeated douchebaggery; They try to prohibit you from moving on to a better relationship with a non-douche.
They tend to pop up just as you seem to be moving on. They are hard to get rid of.
They tend to pop up just as you seem to be moving on. They are hard to get rid of.
Douchebaggage by Valfral March 22, 2013
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