When an individual engages in an act so full of douchbaggery it triggers a positive subconscious reaction and elicits a positive emotion. Thus turning a douchebag move into a solid effort.
Did you see Matt hook up with that marriedchick? She was so hot I think it was douchebagadocious!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.