H.A.D.E.'s definitions

homoencephalitis

homoencephalitis is an infectious disease in the brain of a homosexual, causing irritation and swelling (inflammation) of the brain, usually due to infections.

Symptoms include:

* Clumsiness, unsteady gait

* Confusion, disorientation

* Drowsiness

* Fever

* Headache

* Irritability or poor temper control

* Light-sensitivity

* Stiff neck and back (occasionally)

* Vomiting

Dude1: Why's that guy acting all weird? Maybe we should help him?
Dude2: NO WAY DUDE! - He's prob'ly got homoencephalitis, or somethin' !!!

by H.A.D.E. October 22, 2010

crybaby-FUCK

A person who whines incessantly about everything that they either don't have or how they were somehow wronged, disrespected, or ridiculed.

Tom: My job sucks... My boss doesn't appreciate me... My kids don't respect me... I wish I had a new truck...

Phil: So... quit your job, walk-out on your family and drive your old truck off the nearest cliff.... you crybaby-FUCK!

by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010

douchebagarina

A spoiled woman. Most often characterized as being obnoxious, ungrateful, rude and impatient

Woman: "I would like an oil change, tire rotation and alignment... How long is that going to take? - I've got a nail appointment in 15 minutes".

Service Manager: "No problem, Ma'am... We'll have you out of here in 7 minutes and 12 seconds".

Technician: "Fuck that fucking douchebagarina, her fucking douchebag-Prius-piece-of-fucking-shit and fuck YOU!.... 15 minutes! Dumb mother-fuckers!

by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010

douchebagarino

A spoiled man. Most often characterized as ignorant, arrogant, obnoxious, rude and self-absorbed.

Tony: Look at this douchebagarino; Driving a Dodge Mega-Cab, with lifted suspension / 20" rims and no mud flaps; Weaving in-and-out of traffic, belching black smoke, while yelling into his iPhone.

Vinny: Yeah, he just cut-off little Miss Douchebagarina, in that Prius!

by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010