Douchebaggage 

When your ex is a complete douche and they keep coming back trying to worm their way into your life after you've dumped them for their repeated douchebaggery; They try to prohibit you from moving on to a better relationship with a non-douche.

They tend to pop up just as you seem to be moving on. They are hard to get rid of.

I need to get rid of this douchebaggage before I agree to date someone new.

Douchebaggage by Valfral March 22, 2013

Douchebaggage 

A wordplay on combining "douchebag" and "baggage" — Defined as an unfavorable reputation associated with an item or activity because of the people who most often seem to posses said item or participate in said activity. The item or activity itself bears no responsibility for this reputation, but rather the people — i/e douchebags — make that item or activity undesirable to regular people because of the perceived douchebag affinity for it.

"I really like white sunglasses, but I'd never wear them. They've got too much douchebaggage."

Douchebaggage by thewizzard24 August 7, 2009

douchebaggage 

A level of considerable attitude and/or cockiness brought into a situation by a douchebag.

Steve, the new marketing intern who is clearly a douchebag, has brought unpacked his douchebaggage all over the office.

douchebaggage by JerseyGirl71 January 6, 2011

Douchebaggage 

Eye candy on the arm of a douchebag.

Check out the douchebaggage on Todd. I bet he had to pay for that. He couldn't fit that douchebaggage in the overhead compartment.

Douchebaggage by Not Douchebaggage October 31, 2009

douchebaggage 

intangible things, feelings, or circumstances that cause one to behave in a douchey manner

When you come in here you need to check your douchebaggage at the door.

douchebaggage by xfit kid September 25, 2010

douchebaggage 

An excessive load that a person or web forum must carry when surrounded and/or overly populated by douchebags.

Man, that site has a lot of douchebaggage.

douchebaggage by BrunoB May 13, 2014

Douchebagginess 

Having the qualities of a douchebag; often seen in those with an abundance of first names, the socially awkward types, and/or the class know-it-all which everyone despises.

"Zachary Micheal Paul showed extreme douchebagginess when he blurted out the answer in class and then scanned the room to make sure everyone heard him."

Douchebagginess by Zp_db October 5, 2009