Smitty's definitions

bangable

A standard a man uses when he's looking to have sex

Yeah she's ugly, Yeah she has big forehead, yes she's a hermaphrodite, but dude she's still bangable

by Smitty November 8, 2003

douch

an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"

to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!

by Smitty June 4, 2003

Cone-ing

the act of One person in a group craving ice cream so much that the say out loud, we need to do a cone-ing, then piling as many people in to your car and going to get Ice cream as fast as you can

It is time for a cone-ing!

by smitty August 15, 2004

Danger Chode

The Danger Chode was born and raised in the bay area. He studied at the prestigious Antioch High School, the school that would forge his destiny. By day the Danger Chode attends Sacramento State, posing as an ordinary student named DC. By night the Danger Chode patrols the streets looking for women in need of partially satisfying sexual pleasure that only a Chode can provide.

The Danger Chode can really skin the sides, but he just can’t hit the cervix the way I like it.

by Smitty March 29, 2005

Butt Naked

e.g. Strip Club

Fo ya Bachelor Party we are heading out to the Butt Naked, then back to the lab for the post game.

by Smitty February 24, 2003

HotCarl

something that is humiliating yet extremely funny.
or
something that is outrageous and yet benefits you in a hilarious manner.

"man... thats soooo HotCarl"

by Smitty October 19, 2004

pre-game theatre (tay-aht)

When you play a sport (e.g. basketball) at your highschool and you hook up (sexually) with a young lady friend some where in the school before the game.

Named after the French word for theatre where it is so easy to get laid in most schools.

I hit 20 tonight cause I got me a little pre-game theatre.

by Smitty February 25, 2003