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monkey

That girl needs to wash her monkey!
by smitty December 20, 2002
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pre-game theatre (tay-aht)

When you play a sport (e.g. basketball) at your highschool and you hook up (sexually) with a young lady friend some where in the school before the game.

Named after the French word for theatre where it is so easy to get laid in most schools.
I hit 20 tonight cause I got me a little pre-game theatre.
by Smitty February 25, 2003
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BMFH

man she has some BMFH!
by Smitty May 23, 2003
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HotCarl

something that is humiliating yet extremely funny.
or
something that is outrageous and yet benefits you in a hilarious manner.
"man... thats soooo HotCarl"
by Smitty October 19, 2004
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the hittler

While fucking a chick doggy style insert one finger into the asshole gently reach around and whipe just under the nose. Also known as the dirty sanchez.
I totaly gave your mom a phat ass hittler last night. She loved it.
by smitty September 17, 2003
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dry it up

by smitty December 20, 2002
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gay basher

One who takes part in the bashing of the entire homosexual culture.
Hey I've got two gay basher friends.
by smitty May 6, 2004
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