35 definitions by Smitty

mushroom helmet

The head of a mans dick

Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?

by Smitty December 21, 2002

douch

an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"

to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!

by Smitty June 5, 2003

Nitty

Nickname for the name "Anita"

Nitty (aka anita)is cool.

by Smitty December 24, 2002

shit hammered

getting really drunk

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night

by Smitty September 18, 2003

Butt Naked

e.g. Strip Club

Fo ya Bachelor Party we are heading out to the Butt Naked, then back to the lab for the post game.

by Smitty February 24, 2003

Lydelled

To have your porn confiscated by another.

Dude, I hate some sweet mpegs of japanese puke swapping whores, but my wife found and lydelled them.

by Smitty April 1, 2003

battletech

A game that was America's answer to the "giant mecha" craze in Japan. In it's original incarnation, it was a table top game played using painted pewter miniatures, dice, and pencil and paper. MechWarrior, originally, was the Role Playing Game in the same setting. The game and setting were produced by the FASA gaming company, which was later bought out by Microsoft so that they could license the setting for it's "MechWarrior" and "MechCommander" line of computer games. Microsoft promptly let the table top version die as they were unwilling to support anything that didn't involve a computer. The setting has since been licensed to WizKids Games who promptly turned it into a “Collectable/Tradable clicky figure” hobby game.

Battletech used to be fun, but this collectible bullshite is a sad ghost of it's former self.

by Smitty February 13, 2004