DIRTIONARY
DIRTIONARY by Alusiv August 3, 2017
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Typo Dictionary
Typo Dictionary by Teleportr January 8, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Dumbass
Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...
Urban Dictionary Dumbass by Snowskeeper February 25, 2013
Your Name On Urban Dictionary
Your opportunity to go on Urban Dictionary and make a super flattering, overly embellished definition describing the name you carry.
Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.
Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.
Peter: Damn right.
Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.
Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.
Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.
Peter: Damn right.
Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.
Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.
Your Name On Urban Dictionary by Chuds McGee October 1, 2019
masturbating to the dictionary
A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.
i.e.
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.
Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.
Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?
masturbating to the dictionary by runninghighkid August 4, 2018
Urban Dictionary Editors
The people who decide which definitions get approved on this website. Few of them actually follow the publishing guidelines.
Bad Urban Dictionary Editor: I don't like this definition. *reject* I don't agree with this definition. *reject*
Good Urban Dictionary Editor: This definition might be a little offensive, but it still follows the publishing guidelines. *accept*
I doubt this definition will get through the Urban Dictionary Editors.
Good Urban Dictionary Editor: This definition might be a little offensive, but it still follows the publishing guidelines. *accept*
I doubt this definition will get through the Urban Dictionary Editors.
Urban Dictionary Editors by Quzu July 18, 2011
Fuck this Dictionary
No, fuck you.
"Fuck this Dictionary? Isn't my fault that twelve-year-olds keep coming up with definitions about politics."
Fuck this Dictionary by Penis of Unfathomable Length February 2, 2013
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.