Definitions by Quzu
Urban Dictionary Editors
The people who decide which definitions get approved on this website. Few of them actually follow the publishing guidelines.
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I doubt this definition will get through the Urban Dictionary Editors.
Urban Dictionary Editors by Quzu July 18, 2011
Swiss Army Knife
A phrase used to describe something as high quality and useful. It can also be used in exchange with the word best.
Swiss Army Knife by Quzu June 27, 2011
Judgement Day
The end of the world for Christians where the good (believers) rise up to heaven and the bad (and non-believers) end up in hell.
Judgement Day by Quzu June 19, 2011
Jerk Occupied
Guy #1: Why has that girl been crying so much lately?
Guy #2: I think it's because she's been jerk occupied. She'll only date men that will hurt her.
Guy #2: I think it's because she's been jerk occupied. She'll only date men that will hurt her.
Jerk Occupied by Quzu June 9, 2011
Ear Condom
A symbolic way to say cover your ears or don't listen. Just as a condom prevents STDs and pregnancy, an "ear condom" protects you from getting verbally hurt.
Ear Condom by Quzu June 4, 2011
Sports
Simply the worst thing ever. Sports are played by athletes who are most likely playing for either money or just so they can say that they are so much better than everybody else. (See jock) There are few athletes that actually play for fun, and those are typically the ones who aren't fucking retards. Unfortunately, if you don't enjoy playing sports, you'll be classified as wimpy loser with no life.