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dick for cheese
A phrase commonly used to describe wankers in their early 20s to mid 40s who just don't give a fuck.
dick for cheese by Jon-E-Boi August 3, 2006
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Dick for daycare
When you're with a chick that's crazy, but she watches your kid while you're at work. The sex is great, so you don't feel the need to go to your backup plan just yet.
Similar to a Bangmaid
Similar to a Bangmaid
Guy 1- "Why are you still with that crazy bitch?"
Guy 2-"She's cheaper than a babysitter"
Guy 1- "So it's a dick for daycare situation?"
Guy 2- "Pretty much"
Guy 2-"She's cheaper than a babysitter"
Guy 1- "So it's a dick for daycare situation?"
Guy 2- "Pretty much"
Dick for daycare by Roscoe Moist December 3, 2016
Dick For Dubs
This means that you are willing to give oral sex to anyone that can carry you to a victory on Fortnite in a squad.
Friend 1: Hey man, you wanna go get a win on Fortnite?
Friend 2: Sorry dude, I only do Dick for Dubs.
Friend 2: Sorry dude, I only do Dick for Dubs.
Dick For Dubs by TensionGrabber February 21, 2018
Dick for brains
yo johnny you see that chick around the way....
ya man shes pretty fine and shes smart too....
ahhh hell now shes got dick for brains cuz shes fucked in the head
ya man shes pretty fine and shes smart too....
ahhh hell now shes got dick for brains cuz shes fucked in the head
Dick for brains by deeekayyy December 20, 2008
Dick for days
1.When a male is so arroused by his soon to be sexual partner that his cock will remain erect for countless days on end.
2.The pussy is so good that you feel as if your dick will remain erect for a long time. As if you were on Viagra.
2.The pussy is so good that you feel as if your dick will remain erect for a long time. As if you were on Viagra.
Phil: hey joe this bitch was so fly my cock stayed hard for 3 day fuck fest.
Bill: Yea I caught this one shorty gave me dick for days!
Bill: Yea I caught this one shorty gave me dick for days!
Dick for days by HRM SMK April 24, 2008
Dick for XRP
When your xrp portfolio completely crashes after a double Falklands Trip and you have no money to feed your kids.
"look at poor Tom he has been gone for 5-6 months with nothing to show for it after his xrp crashed "
"Rumour is he hanging around The Metro centre sucking Dick for XRP"
"Rumour is he hanging around The Metro centre sucking Dick for XRP"
Dick for XRP by ERhardons March 20, 2021
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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