Destraction 

destraction dɪˈstrakʃən
n
1. the act or an instance of simultaneous distraction and destruction

1. Nick performed an act of self-destraction as he ate 10 lbs of food while playing Gran Turismo 5 the night before the exam.

2. Ashley and Teresa were not ashamed of the great amount of destraction they caused by jogging near the busy intersection in their bikinis.

Destraction by FurryDaddy January 24, 2011

Distraction Cake 

Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.

Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)

Distraction Cake by TheWroteAndTheWrit February 20, 2009

Team Destruction 

When a group of individuals collectively dook in a dedicated toilet and not flush after each other.

There was a team destruction in the east lobby bathroom after school.

Team Destruction by officialmoomimsfanaccount April 12, 2021

symphony of destruction 

kick ass song by megadeth.

Just like the pied piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the symphony...
Of destruction

chorus of symphony of destruction

symphony of destruction by darthredneck September 16, 2008

God of Destruction 

One of the nicknames of RapMon, the leader of BTS (a South Korean band). He has this nickname because he has the ability to destruct someone or something. Don't stand next to this talented but destructive leader of BTS!

'Here comes the God of Destruction,' said Jin.

God of Destruction by qq030206 September 24, 2017

Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) 

Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...

Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...

Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008

Mass Destruction 

The best battle theme of all time.

"Oh babe I've got a whole crew with me who can relate
To this Mass Destruction
(Just go crazy)"

Mass Destruction by sjl057 October 29, 2019