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A bratty teddy bear who resembles ace Ventura . Usually had kool accessories and shoes , but is rather selfish and drives a “rollerskate

Used to be the dankest roller skate date before he gave up on himself

Maude. ” who was that guy you used to go steady with ..?”

Blanche “ aw shucks, aunt hoebag, it was that stuffed animal DARVID. I really miss him and his flyass skating moves “
Damnit DARVID.... you dress like brutanandilewski these days ... gd handbanana.... go pass out and bounce your head on the floor and GO TO WORK
by ZBORNAK August 28, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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