DARVID 

A bratty teddy bear who resembles ace Ventura . Usually had kool accessories and shoes , but is rather selfish and drives a “rollerskate “

Used to be the dankest roller skate date before he gave up on himself

Maude. ” who was that guy you used to go steady with ..?”

Blanche “ aw shucks, aunt hoebag, it was that stuffed animal DARVID. I really miss him and his flyass skating moves “

Damnit DARVID.... you dress like brutanandilewski these days ... gd handbanana.... go pass out and bounce your head on the floor and GO TO WORK

DARVID by ZBORNAK August 28, 2020

Dr. David Hawkins 

He is the author of the best–selling book, “Power vs. Force” (published in 25 languages). David Hawkins, M.D., Ph.D, conducted a 29-year study that demonstrated that the human body becomes stronger or weaker depending on a person's mental state. He created a scale from 1-1000 that mapped human consciousness.

Child: Mom, How do I get super powers greater than Jesus Christ?

Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.

Dr. David Hawkins by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

David Herzog 

A true player of ones emotions. He claims to be easy like Sunday morning, but really difficult. Good at leading girls on just to tear out your heart and stomp all over it. Must be snap chatting a female at all times. Makes you feel like the only girl he's talking and snapping only to find out he's snapping half the females in town. Makes me weak in the knees just thinking about his short sexiness.

David Herzog, let's go get cheeseburgers and ketchup sometime.

David Herzog by Doedoedidit March 12, 2023

Damiano David 

Damiano David is the lead vocalist of the Italian rock band Måneskin and the father of our future BABIES. His voice can make you pregnant instantly and leave you ZITTO E BUONO.

His group won Eurovision as well as many Europeans fangirls’ hearts.
If you’re french remember to give back our MONNA LISA and finance the next Eurovision 2022. Bisous.

French hater: are you on drugs?

Damiano David: hold my boot, voilà.

Me: damn, this man is sexy.

Damiano David by Jiulia_ May 26, 2021

David gandy

a lazy prick

you are a david gandy

David gandy by wwe619 August 17, 2009

Davidson High School

Davidson High School is a shitty school in Michigan that received nation headlines twice in the last two years. In 2016 nude pictures of one of the slutty high school girls ended up being sent to some of the teachers. This made the attention seeking ho happy as well as the teachers but it was never discovered who was doing it. And then in 2017 some idiot took hundreds of nudes from dozens of the slutty girls in school and posted them on line. Again, the slutty girls were happy for the attention but the police were not amused and the stupid guy was arrested. The slutty, attention seeking girls were called victims and given hugs and treated like heroes instead of just hoes.

Davidson High School is infested with slutty girls that will do anything for attention.

Davidson High School by oceancats May 28, 2017

Damiano David 

Sexiest Italian guy, change my mind. Does his makeup to perfection *chef kiss*, has the sense of style. Angelic voice

Friends : Why do you pack your things ?
Me : ‘Going to Italy to find my own Damiano David

Damiano David by Missa2005 May 28, 2021