D.B.S. 

dick brain syndrome (n): (1) a disorder which typically affects those of the female sex (though some males may be affected as well) which results in consistent thoughts of getting cock.
(2) the inability to focus on anything aside from getting fucked by a big dick.

Jesus Christ, I haven't gotten fucked in three weeks, I've got a bad case of D.B.S.

D.B.S. by CaptainFuckface May 23, 2011

D.B.S 

DirtyBieberSecrets.tumblr.com:

A Tumblr blog that ended up as a trending topic on Twitter.

They are submissions from teenage girls and often guys about their time having sex with Justin Bieber (they're all made up)

Alfredo Flores tweeted:

"@JustinBieber WAIT until I show you what I just found... OMG just wait. #DEAD -__- HINT: D.B.S"

D.B.S by OLLG September 5, 2011

D.B.S 

Dry Ball Syndrome: when you go a week without any ass, Making you balls dry because of lack of pussy juice

Paul: I have D.B.S.
Ron: That sucks how long has it been.
Paul: 8 Days

D.B.S by ben4545454545 December 9, 2008

D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.

Double anal balls deep butt sex with black dudes. A definite 10 on the gay scale.

Even that super gay can't handle the D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.

D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D. by Jack the Vagina Ripper July 24, 2010

S.D.D.B.S 

An abbreviation for Stupid Dumb Dick Brain Syndrome. S.D.D.B.S is an intense neurological disorder based on the needs of the male genitalia and the male sex hormone. This disorder creates a magnificent erotic fantasy play in one's brain no matter the woman they encounter, tantalizing, and paralyzing the dick owner. If you see a friend or loved one show intense sexual need for the most out-of-pocket women, such as your grandma, Guthrie, they should see a doctor immediately. If you see a friend or loved one fall in love with a woman from an anime, tv show, or the app Instagram, they also should see a doctor immediately. Stupid Dumb Dick Brain Syndrome can affect cognitive function up to 75% in severe cases, if you notice signs of Stupid Dumb Dick Brain Syndrome please call your family physician as soon as possible.

My dad has been suffering from S.D.D.B.S, and he has been trying to mack on the lunch ladies in my high school each day since the diagnosis, it's disgusting.. but he can't help his brain.

S.D.D.B.S by jackslub January 20, 2023

D.A.B.S.

D.A.B.S. is an abbreviated acronym which stands for Drama And Bull Shit. It can cover a wide range of petty and trivial indifferences. Sometimes it can seem to be more on point, if the individuals involved, are immature, obnoxious, boisterous, or impulsive. Set examples can be seen on World Star Hip Hop, or any other social media websites, where troll-like behavior is rampant and unhinged 24/7. D.A.B.S. can also be seen as a reference to child like demeanors, which may include “He said, She said” debacles and heresy.

Brandon: “What’s all the fuss about between Bobby and his Dad?”

Kelly: “Just a bad case of the D.A.B.S. I guess.” Brandon: “That and he’s always wanting to flap his dick suckers, for no apparent reason!”

D.A.B.S. by yyuryyubicuryy4me August 3, 2018

d.u.b.s. 

D.u.b.s meaning: "dick under belt system". also refered to as simply "dubs", is a erection concelment and supression method used mostly by highschool students. Also you can earn extra points if the head of your penis can be seen above suppression line when your arms are raised

*note* belt can be substituted for the elastic lining of underpants.

Damn, that bitch i sit behind in math is so hot. i had to sport tha dubs to hide my woody.

d.u.b.s. by SamSportinDubs February 3, 2005