D.O.B.S. 

dying of boredom sydrome

dood1:im so bored i think i have D.O.B.S.
dood2: whats dat?
dood1:dying of bored syndrome...thats wen yer extremely bored it makes u feel liek yer dying in boredom O_o

D.O.B.S. by wee396 January 12, 2008

i.t.o.l.b.s.o.d 

im tired of living but scared of dieing

boy : i.t.o.l.b.s.o.d
girl: me too

i.t.o.l.b.s.o.d by girlwhohatesliving August 10, 2020

D.S.O.B 

Kid with no dick. A Dickless Son of a Bitch. known to live at the hamlet, which according to urban legend is located in Western Pennsylvania. He once saved the world. Walks around with green shoelaces that are tied too fucking tight, causing the eyelets to touch on his green adidas sneakers. Ball does it all, but he is still lacking in some areas. Besides all of this, he is very loved and hopes to attend Princeton University in the year 2008.

"Ball..." (refuses to look back) "Ball..." (still refuses to pay attention) "Dicklesssonofabitch!" (the D.S.O.B turns around and asks what you want.)

D.S.O.B by joseeee October 9, 2006

B.S.O.D. 

The Blue Screen of Death! A notorious error screen that is displayed when Microsoft Windows (about any version of it) crashes and is not recoverable.

I was surfing the internet on my computer, when all of the sudden I got a B.S.O.D.!

B.S.O.D. by Bryce Lynch November 12, 2020

i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d 

I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying

Guy to the mirror: “I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying”

I.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d

i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d by Suckmynose August 16, 2020

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. 

God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch!

"God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. by Mike Pissoff November 14, 2003

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. 

Acronym for god-damn mother fuckin' son of a bitch.

Joe called Sally a G.D.M.F.S.O.B. after she tried a dirty-sanchez Hitler combo on him.

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. by Russian Love April 30, 2005