S.D.D.B.S 

An abbreviation for Stupid Dumb Dick Brain Syndrome. S.D.D.B.S is an intense neurological disorder based on the needs of the male genitalia and the male sex hormone. This disorder creates a magnificent erotic fantasy play in one's brain no matter the woman they encounter, tantalizing, and paralyzing the dick owner. If you see a friend or loved one show intense sexual need for the most out-of-pocket women, such as your grandma, Guthrie, they should see a doctor immediately. If you see a friend or loved one fall in love with a woman from an anime, tv show, or the app Instagram, they also should see a doctor immediately. Stupid Dumb Dick Brain Syndrome can affect cognitive function up to 75% in severe cases, if you notice signs of Stupid Dumb Dick Brain Syndrome please call your family physician as soon as possible.

My dad has been suffering from S.D.D.B.S, and he has been trying to mack on the lunch ladies in my high school each day since the diagnosis, it's disgusting.. but he can't help his brain.

S.D.D.B.S by jackslub January 20, 2023

F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D. 

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.

PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D. by Raaaaaaaandy August 3, 2009

D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.

Double anal balls deep butt sex with black dudes. A definite 10 on the gay scale.

Even that super gay can't handle the D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.

D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D. by Jack the Vagina Ripper July 24, 2010

T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W 

Acronym:
The Best Service Desk Technician In The World

A very rare and special service desk technician who not only can solve any problem given to him/her but does so in a unique way that makes the knob/twat/C-Level who created the call feel like it wasn't all their fault in the first place (but we all know it was).

Yo Mitch, that bitch from sales was actually happy with you slapping her down for not knowning to right-click on the folder, you T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W

T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W by mwalker April 29, 2020

D.B.S. 

dick brain syndrome (n): (1) a disorder which typically affects those of the female sex (though some males may be affected as well) which results in consistent thoughts of getting cock.
(2) the inability to focus on anything aside from getting fucked by a big dick.

Jesus Christ, I haven't gotten fucked in three weeks, I've got a bad case of D.B.S.

D.B.S. by CaptainFuckface May 23, 2011

S.D.B 

Stupid Dumb Bitch
Generally seen driving S.U.V's, the S.D.B.'s native habitat is gentrified areas, suburbs, the mall, Grocery stores, under their boss's desk, under their husband's desk, under my desk.

That F***ING SBD cut me off! Get the gat.

S.D.B by the search September 23, 2003

B.S.D. 

Big Swangin Dick

This bitch needs to shut up or I'm gona give her the B.S.D.

B.S.D. by Kizzle Wizzle December 12, 2003