D.B.A.A. 

Dont be an Asshole.

Hey Alex, D.B.A.A.

Alex: Stfu

D.B.A.A. by Vagtastic voyage 16p\7\] December 30, 2009

B R E A D B A N K 

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

B R E A D B A N K

B R E A D B A N K by .Greg. October 10, 2020

D.A.B.A.N 

An entire rank higher than the original B.A.N status. This infers that the one mentioned is a Dumb Ass Bitch Ass Nigga. Used when one is in the act of being, or has aspired to nothing more than D.A.B.A.N status.

Ace: Dude your brother is being a fuckin douche lately!

C-Unit: Thats because he's a D.A.B.A.N.

D.A.B.A.N by Mr. AK47 March 8, 2009

d.a.b.a 

diplomate of accredited board certified anesthesiologists

Diana was certified by d.a.b.a. when she received her degree in anesthesiology.

d.a.b.a by Sarah Leee September 20, 2006

D.B.A.T.L.A. 

Don't Be Afraid To Love Again

ok that's fine babe, but D.B.A.T.L.A.

D.B.A.T.L.A. by LostLove August 27, 2008

i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s. 

I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,

Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s.

i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s. by byeb September 1, 2021

d.b.a.d.

Acronym for Don't Be A Dick, especially useful when one is used to saying the phrase repeatedly and tired of doing so to the receiving dick.

For the last time: Eric, d.b.a.d.!

d.b.a.d. by Bleblac March 15, 2005