B R E A D B A N K
welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED
shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.
it's gluten free
i don't CARE if it's free.
swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.
what, you tryna be on worldstar?
what, you gon record it?
ye. i got my dollar store camera on.
What's the fucking situǽtion?
what the fuck do you want?
I'm the motherfucking manager.
at the bread store?
BREAD.
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.
I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.
We've got crackers, no gluten
fuck crackers.
it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?
hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit
Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA
fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida.
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.
i'm going WEAST
Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.
honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.
What the fuck are you saying?
all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.
it's gluten free
i don't CARE if it's free.
swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.
what, you tryna be on worldstar?
what, you gon record it?
ye. i got my dollar store camera on.
What's the fucking situǽtion?
what the fuck do you want?
I'm the motherfucking manager.
at the bread store?
BREAD.
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.
I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.
We've got crackers, no gluten
fuck crackers.
it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?
hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit
Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA
fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida.
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.
i'm going WEAST
Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.
honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.
What the fuck are you saying?
all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K by .Greg. October 10, 2020
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D.B.A.N.
1) Don't be a n*gga
2) Don't be a Nick
This is especially used for somebody who:
1) Can't satisfy a woman
2) Suffers from premature ejaculation
3) Can't maintain a love interest without making them feel like sh*t
4) Drives around in a Lexus ES and drag races against pickup trucks on a friday night to make him feel better but instead loses
5) Talks sh*t about friends behind their back
6) Thinks he's a Daddy Yankee clone
7) Doesn't know if he's more Italian or Puerto Rican
8) Says that he's met celebrities when in actuality the said celebrity was only there at the same time and never had any contact with him
9) An overall jerk of a person who gets an "F" in Life 101
10) Finds poems online, copies and pastes them, and gives them to girls saying that he wrote them
1) Don't be a n*gga
2) Don't be a Nick
This is especially used for somebody who:
1) Can't satisfy a woman
2) Suffers from premature ejaculation
3) Can't maintain a love interest without making them feel like sh*t
4) Drives around in a Lexus ES and drag races against pickup trucks on a friday night to make him feel better but instead loses
5) Talks sh*t about friends behind their back
6) Thinks he's a Daddy Yankee clone
7) Doesn't know if he's more Italian or Puerto Rican
8) Says that he's met celebrities when in actuality the said celebrity was only there at the same time and never had any contact with him
9) An overall jerk of a person who gets an "F" in Life 101
10) Finds poems online, copies and pastes them, and gives them to girls saying that he wrote them
1) Yo man D.B.A.N.
2) Person 1: Hey... wanna go for a ride in my Lexus... I gotta go deliver this poem that some guy named Petrach wrote but I plagiarized it to an unsuspecting girl so I can get some. If she likes it maybe I'll get some. But I won't be long cuz I ejaculate in like 2 seconds. On the way back we can blast some Daddy Yankee and race pickup trucks, I actually met him once. Actually he's a clone of me. So whaddaya say?
Person 2: I don't even know you... D.B.A.N.
2) Person 1: Hey... wanna go for a ride in my Lexus... I gotta go deliver this poem that some guy named Petrach wrote but I plagiarized it to an unsuspecting girl so I can get some. If she likes it maybe I'll get some. But I won't be long cuz I ejaculate in like 2 seconds. On the way back we can blast some Daddy Yankee and race pickup trucks, I actually met him once. Actually he's a clone of me. So whaddaya say?
Person 2: I don't even know you... D.B.A.N.
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