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D.B.A.N. 

D.B.A.N.
1) Don't be a n*gga

2) Don't be a Nick

This is especially used for somebody who:
1) Can't satisfy a woman
2) Suffers from premature ejaculation
3) Can't maintain a love interest without making them feel like sh*t
4) Drives around in a Lexus ES and drag races against pickup trucks on a friday night to make him feel better but instead loses
5) Talks sh*t about friends behind their back
6) Thinks he's a Daddy Yankee clone
7) Doesn't know if he's more Italian or Puerto Rican
8) Says that he's met celebrities when in actuality the said celebrity was only there at the same time and never had any contact with him
9) An overall jerk of a person who gets an "F" in Life 101
10) Finds poems online, copies and pastes them, and gives them to girls saying that he wrote them
1) Yo man D.B.A.N.

2) Person 1: Hey... wanna go for a ride in my Lexus... I gotta go deliver this poem that some guy named Petrach wrote but I plagiarized it to an unsuspecting girl so I can get some. If she likes it maybe I'll get some. But I won't be long cuz I ejaculate in like 2 seconds. On the way back we can blast some Daddy Yankee and race pickup trucks, I actually met him once. Actually he's a clone of me. So whaddaya say?

Person 2: I don't even know you... D.B.A.N.
D.B.A.N. by The Answer August 29, 2008

B R E A D B A N K 

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K by .Greg. October 10, 2020

D.A.B.A.N 

An entire rank higher than the original B.A.N status. This infers that the one mentioned is a Dumb Ass Bitch Ass Nigga. Used when one is in the act of being, or has aspired to nothing more than D.A.B.A.N status.
Ace: Dude your brother is being a fuckin douche lately!

C-Unit: Thats because he's a D.A.B.A.N.
D.A.B.A.N by Mr. AK47 March 8, 2009

D.I.B.A.N 

It’s such a shame that Isiah is a D.I.B.A.N…. He look so good!!!!!
D.I.B.A.N by Bosschic620 February 12, 2023

B A N D O 

some shit quovo commented when ye posted his old house
B A N D O
B A N D O by tylerokonmacum August 20, 2021

H.U.S.B.A.N.D

Handsome Useful Smart But At Night Dangerous. Cuz he might try to fuck you up or cheat on you.
Wife 1: My husband is the best!
Wife 2: WAIT, Isn't that H.U.S.B.A.N.D mine?!?!?
The family that everybody wants. Woodwinds are like the parents, and the B A N D director is god. Don’t forget the sheer crackhead energy of the low brass and percussion barreling past to get some cheeks 🏃🏽 ♂️💨
“Man, B A N D class must be so much fun!” said a loser who’s not in B A N D.
B A N D by superior squidward May 26, 2021
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