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Cxsso by Lilblasian May 6, 2018
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Cassock Wearer
This is a term that was originally applied, not to clergy, but to a female with an unsightly arse. The arse in question might be fat, lopsided or saggy, it could be overly skinny or have strange looking lumps and bumps on it, or it may just not look right. Any of these attributes would turn her into a cassock wearer. It all goes back to a saying that started in England just after World War II. At that time, most people went to church and would kneel for prayers on a sort of cushion called a hassock. These hassocks could be lopsided or saggy, frequently skinny and often had strange looking lumps on them. Somebody made the comparison of an unsightly female arse to a hassock and from this grew the rhyme “with an arse like a hassock she should wear a cassock”, which was shortened to cassock wearer. It has now become a term applied generally to an unprepossessing female.
Cassock Wearer by AKACroatalin September 4, 2016
Cassowary
Basically your giant dinosaur turkey looking monster bird that lives amongst the cane toads and banana farmers. Has a deadly claw on it that kills. Can be found in Papua New Guinea eating cannibals and other afro looking folks. Beware of mistaking it for an emu, a deadly mistake it could be.
Tourist 1: "I am gonna pat this ostrich."
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"
Cassowary by SliceofJesus January 17, 2017
Cassondra
; one whom you have an immediate connection with, the moment you look into her amazing blue eyes, a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, so strong you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior to her..She is the best girl youll ever met in your whole entire lifetime ... Cassondra is a girl who is so Sexy As Fuck, funny, has beautiful Blue Eyes, and fucken gorgeous ass lips that you cant seem to get your eyes off of and her smile... damn !!! She is exactly who i have been searching for all of these years. She is the one I desire and she is the one I love!!! The manifestation of beauty, Kind hearted, Smart, Sensitive, independent, Caring, Loyal, AMAZING style in every way possible, Cassondra loves to dance to her music she can vibe to , her dance will keep you mesmerized and dumbified for a good min.. Cassondra is a once in a life time kinda girl...
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Cassondra by Foxy Bones 96 October 30, 2017
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slut-cessories by mandifferous April 28, 2009
Cassondra
Simply amazing. Sweet as pie, until you do something stupid. Practical. The embodiment of beauty. Kind hearted. Smart. Sensitive. Caring. Loyal. Forgive. Captivating. The type of person you tell your mom about. Women want to be her and men want to be with her. A little crazy. Mesmerizing. The type of woman that makes a man want to better themself. Stunning. Pure. Real. The type of woman that leaves you speechless when she smiles at you.
Cassondra by Jaycola123 June 8, 2017
cassolette
A french word referring to the scent a woman's perfume makes after it has mingled with her body oils and pheremones and sweat and heat. Heavy sexual connotation.
cassolette by DrinkingOnRooftops May 29, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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