cesso 

pronounced: ch-eh-soe
a woman of repulsive physical appearance usually obese and/or with vomit-inducing facial features. Interpreted from the italian word meaning toilet.

guy1: dude, u better nail julie tonight
guy2: dude, noway! she's a cesso!!!

cesso by marcusvittorianus January 13, 2009

cesso 

scumbag, slut, whore (literally toilet)

pronouced: chess'o

"Ay, look at this friggin' cesso ova'hea!"

cesso by Gaetano 519 October 18, 2007

cesso 

an italian slang to say “cute” or “amazing”, usually used on twitter when you talk to a celebrity

*New Tweet from @Louis_Tomlinson*
x: Damn he’s such a cesso

cesso by just lex March 2, 2021

cesso 

cesso is someone really ugly but you can call cesso also someone who does something you don't like; this word is often used in an informal speech, like when you are with your friends and you are joking. It's a pretty insult really.

you mustn't do that, cesso.

cesso by cristodio January 4, 2017

Cassock Wearer 

This is a term that was originally applied, not to clergy, but to a female with an unsightly arse. The arse in question might be fat, lopsided or saggy, it could be overly skinny or have strange looking lumps and bumps on it, or it may just not look right. Any of these attributes would turn her into a cassock wearer. It all goes back to a saying that started in England just after World War II. At that time, most people went to church and would kneel for prayers on a sort of cushion called a hassock. These hassocks could be lopsided or saggy, frequently skinny and often had strange looking lumps on them. Somebody made the comparison of an unsightly female arse to a hassock and from this grew the rhyme “with an arse like a hassock she should wear a cassock”, which was shortened to cassock wearer. It has now become a term applied generally to an unprepossessing female.

“Have you seen Mickey’s latest?”
“Oh shit, yeah! A right cassock wearer.”

Cassock Wearer by AKACroatalin September 4, 2016

Easy Snack-cess 

Having your snacks (or lickies and chewies) in a convenient location to facilitate access to said snacks.

I always put my m&m's in the small pocket of my backpack for Easy Snack-cess.

Easy Snack-cess by Scoopalone February 21, 2009

Cassowary 

Basically your giant dinosaur turkey looking monster bird that lives amongst the cane toads and banana farmers. Has a deadly claw on it that kills. Can be found in Papua New Guinea eating cannibals and other afro looking folks. Beware of mistaking it for an emu, a deadly mistake it could be.

Tourist 1: "I am gonna pat this ostrich."
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"

Cassowary by SliceofJesus January 17, 2017