casson

formidable, but highly intelligent girl of rare and unique beauty.

"That model is so casson!"
"I wish I could approach her, but she is really casson and I'm too shy."

by Guytoby February 3, 2010

Casson

Casson has a big dick and is usually found in a club dancing somewhere and he’s gets all tho hoes and he is always bros before hoes and he never leaves a bro hanging

“Look at him that’s a Casson”
“I know all those girls are with him that’s definitely a Casson”

by Old McDonald’s September 3, 2018

Cassock Wearer

This is a term that was originally applied, not to clergy, but to a female with an unsightly arse. The arse in question might be fat, lopsided or saggy, it could be overly skinny or have strange looking lumps and bumps on it, or it may just not look right. Any of these attributes would turn her into a cassock wearer. It all goes back to a saying that started in England just after World War II. At that time, most people went to church and would kneel for prayers on a sort of cushion called a hassock. These hassocks could be lopsided or saggy, frequently skinny and often had strange looking lumps on them. Somebody made the comparison of an unsightly female arse to a hassock and from this grew the rhyme “with an arse like a hassock she should wear a cassock”, which was shortened to cassock wearer. It has now become a term applied generally to an unprepossessing female.

“Have you seen Mickey’s latest?”
“Oh shit, yeah! A right cassock wearer.”

by AKACroatalin September 4, 2016

Sofia Carson

A beautiful woman who is funny ( even though she has bad puns ) and is EXTREMELY talented. You may her from her roles in Disney's Descendants 1 & 2 and from A Cinderella Story:If the shoe fits.

"Sofia Carson is so sweet to her fans omg

by Sammivt August 31, 2017

cody carson

The lead singer in the rock band, Set It Off. His voice is fucking beautiful, and if anyone dares defy, then your opinion is WRONG.

Cody Carson sang a cover to Problem by Ariana Grande, which is is Punk Goes Pop Vol. 6.

by really very good April 22, 2018

Cassowary

Basically your giant dinosaur turkey looking monster bird that lives amongst the cane toads and banana farmers. Has a deadly claw on it that kills. Can be found in Papua New Guinea eating cannibals and other afro looking folks. Beware of mistaking it for an emu, a deadly mistake it could be.

Tourist 1: "I am gonna pat this ostrich."
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"

by SliceofJesus January 17, 2017

Cassandra

She's the most caring and loyal person you'll ever meet in your entire life, she is honestly a one of a kind. Don't ever lie to her or hurt her because when she gets emotionally attached to something, she'll start overthinking, and trust me you don't want that. She is beautiful, cute and clever. If you ever need someone to be there for you and listen to your problems, she got you, if you have a bad day or your feeling kinda gloomy, she got you. She never fails putting a smile on your face. She will always brighten up you day. If you ever came across a Cassandra, you need to cherish her and never let her go because trust me, she is fucking amazing.

boy: How is Cassandra so perfect?
girl: Cause she's one of a kind.

by HEHHHHHHWHOAMI March 13, 2019