emu

1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.

Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"

Random: "Thats awesome"

Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"

(awkward silence)

by Sloppies' Sasquatch September 09, 2008

emu

the most powerful creature in existence.

emus are going to take over the world.

by 1/3 jeff May 03, 2020

emu

emu is a type of bird. it lives in australia. it sticks it's head into the ground when it gets scared.

person 1: emu bird
person 2: ok

by shreggert February 18, 2021

emu

what my mom says when she means to say "emo"

Mom: Oh look sweetie is that an emu there?? look at his hair!
Me: No mom, i think you mean an emo
Mom: oh *giggles* ok

by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2006

emu

A flightless bird belonging to a bird group called 'Ratites.' It is second tallest (next to the ostrich.) And is native to Australia.

I went to the zoo and saw an emu.

by emu1 August 04, 2003

emu

a male teenager who pretends to live the "Emo" lifestyle for the sole reason of meeting Emo girls.

Tim donned his Emu persona by wearing black and pretending to be sensitive, just to get the cute emo girl to go out with him.

by Ann_Hedonia January 18, 2009

emu

A flightless bird belonging to a bird group called 'Ratites.' It is second tallest (next to the ostrich.) And is native to Australia. They can be very aggressive if you get close. They are similar to an ostrich in a few ways and different to an ostrich in a few ways.

Emu is not a word for emo.

Me: Hey! I just saw an emu at the zoo.
Friend: Since when do emo kids go to the zoo and since when where they called 'emu'
Me: No, idiot, 'emu' is a flightless bird that is a relative to an ostrich. Learn things already!

by iiKinkajou October 18, 2015