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a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.
american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!'
at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'
by ** August 17, 2003
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Emus...The coolest bird in the world
THe animals that are destined to take over the world someday.
I saw an Emu at the zoo
It was planning it's attack on humanity
by Rygar October 13, 2004
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1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.
Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"

Random: "Thats awesome"

Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"

(awkward silence)
by Sloppies' Sasquatch July 29, 2006
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One of the best nicknames you can call an emo kid.
You: "god, what's your problem emu kid?"
Emo: "It's called emo! Nobody understands! *cry*"
by Tracy M August 28, 2005
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a male teenager who pretends to live the "Emo" lifestyle for the sole reason of meeting Emo girls.
Tim donned his Emu persona by wearing black and pretending to be sensitive, just to get the cute emo girl to go out with him.
by Ann_Hedonia October 06, 2008
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what my mom says when she means to say "emo"
Mom: Oh look sweetie is that an emu there?? look at his hair!
Me: No mom, i think you mean an emo
Mom: oh *giggles* ok
by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2006
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