Cutchu

English slang meaning "cut you", said by people with broken English, typically Hispanics/Latinos

Gimmie your money or I'll cutchu

by BrayDawg November 13, 2014

i'ma cutchu

what you say when someone is annoying the crap out of you... or they are mean... in white-people language it's "i'm going to cut you"

"ho... if you don't stop that, i'ma cutchu

by Bethany March 28, 2004

cuntchunder

the initial blobbing gush of monthly ragu juice produced by the female of the species

...me cuntchunder is overdue....

....oh am having a heavy cuntchunder today.....

erh that pasta sauce taste like cuntchunder

by clavecin1716 August 28, 2010

Premature Catchulation

When an excited dog closes their mouth too soon when trying to catch a ball, causing the ball to bounce away off their nose

John- How's Sammy with the ball these days? Is she able to catch it?

Dave- Nah, gets so excited that when I throw the ball at her, she premature catchulates all over the place... She has a real bad case of premature catchulation.

by Jashn May 24, 2013

Cumchuck

The act of involuntarily and immediately regurgitating cum all over a man’s penis during or directly after orgasm while attempting to swallow. This can happen from either a failed swallow or by the man’s penis being too deep (or being forced too deep) into the mouth of the person giving the blowjob.

Kate: I thought I had it, but when he started to cum he pushed in deeper and I couldn't hold it all and totally cumchucked back on his cock and bed.
Robin: Oh my God, was he pissed?
Kate: A little, but he was still in postcoital bliss, so he was cool with it.

by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008

Clutchus

To hit the usual epic clutch

YO HE IS CLUTCHUS

by Flurchus March 5, 2021

cumchuckle

Causing your partner to laugh while releasing semen into their mouth.

Tell a joke while she's sucking your dick and you may get yourself a good cumchuckle.

by Phr3d March 18, 2008