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*clutches purse* 

when you see a white person come near you in the streets
person 1: is that a yt person???
person 2: hold your bag close.... *clutches purse*
*clutches purse* by Dr Phil's April 26, 2021

Clutchasaurus Rex 

n.

1. Someone or something that performs above all expectations; total achievement in a time of need.

2. A supernatural being that emerges from a clutch performance.
Kevin stopped the hockey puck with his face! What a Clutchasaurus Rex!
An automobile on which only riders of supreme 'clutch' can ride on. You have to have either the balls to clutch on 1v5's, or the skill to pinpoint and domeblast a noob in the face. It is an Invite Only vehicle, and it can not be hacked.
koL: Gus, three tangos... 5 remaining and you're the only one left. Can you ride the clutchbus?
Rebel7163: GOOBI , teh uber cannon! you get a free ticket on the clutchbus... that was ill domeblasting on those T's!!!
clutchbus by Gabor Mechtler January 21, 2008

*clutches purse* 

this now overused joke/phrase is shown when someone thinks you or someone else is being a fucking weirdo, but the places that you would see this the most is under the comments of a white person wearing box braids on tiktok.
person one: *says/does something weird on a video*
person two: β€œ*clutches purse* it’s not safe here honey πŸ‘© πŸ‘§β€œ

Clutchslap 

A slap across the cheek by a friend with a clutch purse.
Tory clutchslapped me in the club when I remembered everyone’s drink order except for hers.
Clutchslap by Bruiser121 March 3, 2019

Clutchasaurus Rex 

When you get a clutch constantly to get dubs in warzone or fortnite. This name is bestowed upon you
The boys - There's no way you can do this TheDogMatador

TheDogMatador- Call an ambulance call an ambulance

*Shotguns a sweaty player on fortnite*

TheDogMatador- But not for me

Clutchasaurus Rex is when you get the clutch to win the dub!