Curted

a poker term to get "curted" means to be beaten by VERY little

say you have pocket tens and you get beaten by pocket jacks

or something similer

by Citrus, MN September 11, 2003

cunted fuck

Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud

A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome

or

A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt

by theCF July 7, 2012

E-cursed

A curse that troubles people belonging to non-tech field especially budding entrepreneurs who have no idea of what technological jargon they are dealing with.

I feel E-cursed because Amazon charged me $2045 as I had mistakenly opened some dedicated server on my account.

by TheBhaasa February 7, 2020

Cunted Creature

A fond way to refer to a female of any species especially humans as it refers to the most precious part of the female anatomy.

I work with a whole lot of cunted creatures

by CuntSpreader October 11, 2019

cured

A combination of the states of being frustrated, annoyed, angry, disheartened. A term that originated in the 2010s in North West England; specifically in Blackpool.

'I bet she's cured, I heard she lost her phone in Mingos'

by N dog December 8, 2016

cunted off

A harsher form of being mugged-off.

Alan asked me for a fiver. He's a scrounging fuck, so I cunted him off.

Alan: Ian never gave me that fiver; he just cunted me off!

Being cunted off leaves a dude feeling low for the rest of the day.

by Loan shark Iz March 2, 2010

curved dick

the dick that all girls want because it hits the G spot the best

John hit me with that curved dick and i came so fast

by tityboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 29, 2014