Cuntway

A person who pretends to be your friend but all the while is reporting your conversations back to your rivals.

What Judas Iscariot did was really bad. He's a right Cuntway.

by LennyDipp May 18, 2018

cuntwaffle

noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.

That cuntwaffle just backed into me.

by EmilyBinx July 10, 2014

cuntwagon

Someone who is such a cunt, that they are literally the embodiment of a wagon full of cunts. (people who are cunts)

Gosh, Karen, you're such a cuntwagon!

by Cystic Fibrosis Carrier February 12, 2015

cuntwaffle

A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.

Andrew is such a cuntwaffle

by Turtle dick June 29, 2017

cuntware

A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.

Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.

by Lord Grimcock November 6, 2007

cuntward

A girl that walks cunt first,somtimes with a camel toe,into groups of watching people, to show off the cunt, almost like head first into it.

Boy, she's cuntward, that will be a easy lay on the pool table tonight.

by Bob of Cocodrie October 8, 2009

Cuntwarming

- The act of a woman sliding her vagina or ass on her partner's (male or female) groin - A more intimate version of spooning

- The female version of "cockwarming"

Synomyns: pussywarming, vagwarming, coochiewarming.

Erika: Hey, how was your date with Susie last night?

Belle: It was amazing, she kept cuntwarming me.

by Lady Lesbian February 8, 2020