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Cuntpea

A cuntpea is a little-known bodily condition, originating in the heights of St. Aidan's College, Durham. It mainly affects females, but the condition has been found in several specimens that claim to be male. Cuntpeas are spread by excessive alcohol consumption and prolonged facebook contact.

Due to the timely migration of many of the population of St. Aidan's College, from their natural habitat to the city of London, cuntpeas are now becoming a national concern.
Jen Palmer has a cuntpea.
by Pea house massive August 30, 2009
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Cuntplaining

The rebuttal to the feminist use of the word "mansplaining". Used as a counter to their attempt to suppress arguments through a dismissal from buzzwords.
I'll stop mansplaining when you stop cuntplaining!
by Cognitive Dissident February 2, 2017
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cunthead

I was drivin' to the gas n' sip to get me a foty when that cunthead in her hooptie cut me off.
by Scoundrel1960 January 9, 2008
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Cunthead

A person who has a cunt for a head. See wordsimcore
"You fuckn Cunthead you"
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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Cuntspeare

a playwright, poet, and actor who works in the porn industry
Bobby is a terrific cuntspeare
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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glove cuntpartment

a hinged storage area in a car, less prevalent since the advent of passenger airbags.
Hey Phil, could you please get the radar detector and FDs out of the glovecunt!
by andy1 May 30, 2005
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cuntplant

In woman's gymnastics, a special balance beam maneuver in which the gymnast launches herself into the air before forcibly landing directly upon her genitals, usually resulting in an ebullient crowd reaction.

The move originated as a catastrophic accident in the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden, with top members of the gymnastics community referring to it's occurrence as everything from "anticlimactic" to "a failure of orgasmic proportions." Over the course of the last century, however, this has become one of the most beloved moves in all of gymnastics.
I wonder if Kelly will have the balls to go for the cuntplant in her routine.
by Jon Sprush March 25, 2010
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