cuntplant 

In woman's gymnastics, a special balance beam maneuver in which the gymnast launches herself into the air before forcibly landing directly upon her genitals, usually resulting in an ebullient crowd reaction.

The move originated as a catastrophic accident in the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden, with top members of the gymnastics community referring to it's occurrence as everything from "anticlimactic" to "a failure of orgasmic proportions." Over the course of the last century, however, this has become one of the most beloved moves in all of gymnastics.

I wonder if Kelly will have the balls to go for the cuntplant in her routine.

cuntplant by Jon Sprush March 25, 2010

Cuntplaining 

The rebuttal to the feminist use of the word "mansplaining". Used as a counter to their attempt to suppress arguments through a dismissal from buzzwords.

I'll stop mansplaining when you stop cuntplaining!

Cuntplaining by Cognitive Dissident February 2, 2017

Cuntblast 

The sudden and seemingly uncontrolled infiltration of snatch, into a club or popular venue. Depending on the venue, this can either be an enticing or equally negative incident as, for example, straight cunt typically has an obsession with infiltrating gay bars and aggravating the cock-seeking male population.

Dude, I went to the gay bar last night and while checking out this hot dude across the bar, like 20 drunk bitches came nattering through the door, in one big cuntblast, from a bridal shower and fucked up my game. To make things worse, three of them came over to me and tried to feel me up and asked if I wanted to buy them drinks! Fuck no!

Cuntblast by Masta Z August 20, 2013

cansplant 

The act of pouring a half-empty warm can of soda/beer into a half-empty cold can so as not to waste the warm soda/beer.

"A cansplant is a very dangerous procedure, I once spilled soda all over my pants!"

cansplant by A S C E N D E D August 1, 2017

Cuntylanak 

A cunty woman who dies before time becomes a Cuntylanak & continues to haunt her victims. A Cuntylanak is a subtype of Kuntilanak.

My bitch died & became a Cuntylanak. She haunts me as before.

Karen next door died & became a cuntylanak & continues to haunt store managers.

Cuntylanak by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 1, 2022

glove cuntpartment

a hinged storage area in a car, less prevalent since the advent of passenger airbags.

Hey Phil, could you please get the radar detector and FDs out of the glovecunt!

glove cuntpartment by andy1 May 30, 2005

cuntplay 

An alternative moniker for a terrible pop music group.

Turn the radio off please, Dave - fucking Cuntplay again, the mawkish twats.

cuntplay by una szplodrmann January 26, 2014