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Cuntplaining 

The rebuttal to the feminist use of the word "mansplaining". Used as a counter to their attempt to suppress arguments through a dismissal from buzzwords.
I'll stop mansplaining when you stop cuntplaining!
Cuntplaining by Cognitive Dissident February 2, 2017
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cuntplaining 

cuntplaining is when a women complains about something that isn't merely an insignificant problem, but not a problem at all.
cuntplaining examples:
Men sitting with their legs apart oppresses me

Video game characters with big butts make me sad because i don't have a big butt

Its cold and the AC is on too high

When i beat up my boyfriend he doesn't fight back enough

People want to have sex with me

People give me compliments
cuntplaining by xeno6969 October 12, 2016

Cuntplaining 

What women who acknowledges mansplaining as a word does when complaining about it.
1: Well mansplaining is totally not something that women does when they're explaining as a regular person

2: stop cuntplaining, cunt.
Cuntplaining by nvrd October 6, 2017

Cuntplaining 

It's used by women (mostly) who complain in a snide, bitchy, nasty manner, usually directed at men.
The female vehicle owner breaks down whilst driving her car to work, her car is towed to an authorised mechanic. The mechanic is polite and tries to explain that she has "cooked" her motor and that regular maintenance wasn't adhered to. She complains that she doesn't understand and acts like a nasty bitch to the person trying to help. She is Cuntplaining
Cuntplaining by Exavia11 September 12, 2016

Cuntplaining 

When someone complains about a problem, but doesn't want help or advice on how to address said issue. As well, said person does not specify that they do not want help/advice.

Usually how someone complains about "Mansplaining" or "Giving an explanation that is unsolicited, or unwanted"
Person who is Cuntplaining: "Ugh, trying to print a document, why is MS Word such a PITA..."

Also Cuntsplainer: "I wish people would stop talking to me like I don't know what I'm doing... #Mansplaining"
Cuntplaining by JFPMyeah November 3, 2017

cuntsplaining 

When a feminist opens her mouth and words come out.
Woman- we have to come up with something together

Man- stop cuntsplaining at me
cuntsplaining by Notagoy December 17, 2016

Cuntsplaining 

The explanation of something by a woman, typically to a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
"your response is classic cuntsplaining"
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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