Cuntpass

A device similar to a compass, but one that points to cunts in the vicinity instead of the magnetic north.

Jack Sparrow traded his compass for a cuntpass & a bottle of rum. Now he wonders if he has enough leverage...

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020

Cuntpass

When a woman rudely cuts you off while walking, driving, or any other means of transit.

"Dude, Jennifer totally Cuntpassed me, in the lunchline. She got the last good slice of pizza."
"Damn, dude she did that shit to me last week too."

by DFTB24 March 10, 2014

Cuntass

A very rare find - A pussy(cunt) that's super tight like an anus(ass).

That girl was so damn tight she had a cuntass! The ideal kind of Slunthore indeed.

by Jeff D September 23, 2005

Cantpassthepipeilis

A condition that effects an oil pipe smoker when smoking with others (usually after a period of non-use) when after taking a hit, find they cannot seem to pass the pipe to the next smoker unless and until every hit available has been taken. Once the bowl is cashed the smoker realizes they've just suffered a case of cantpassthepipeilis and must now explain this to the other oil smokers now awaiting their turn.

"Oops sorry, the oil pipe is now empty due to my case of cantpassthepipeilis."

Smoker 1 is continuously smoking the oil pipe. Therefore, Smoker 2 asks him, "you gonna pass that to me or do you have Cantpassthepipeilis?"

by selvol August 17, 2012

cuntass

Noun.

A person or thing that doesnt comply to what you want or is generally in some way annoying or irritating.

See also:
fucker, cunt, twat

Jamie is a cuntass.
My boss is a cuntass.

by Nonameo July 15, 2008

cuntpaste

Another way of saying "cut and paste." cut and paste is a practice by manuscripts where they would actually cut and paste words on to a sheet of paper. This is integrated into most word processing softwares, and was first able to be done on the Apple II

I just cuntpasted that article and it shut her ass right up!

by Chris.Pwn.J00 August 15, 2005

Cuntass

noun.

The act of being both a cunt and an ass simultaneously. Normally seen while playing fifa and someone plays like a dirty little bitch, ie with teams similar to Real Madrid.

That bitch I played fif with earlier played with Brazil and I was still winning, she quit in the 90th minute because shes a little shit. What a cuntass.

by caretofif? March 4, 2011