cuntweasel

1. the ultimate cunt; 2. a total asshole

I cannot believe you told my ex that I cheated on him. You're a total cuntweasel.

by Intervocalic July 11, 2005

cuntweasel

someone who steals your work or ideas

Those cuntweasels stole my idea for a study!

by elorad March 17, 2009

cuntweasel

when you have a weasel in your cunt

what a fuckin cuntweasel ms.jacobson is.

by dick vitale October 17, 2003

cuntweasel

A vile ex-girlfriend 'o mine.

Cuntweasel lives in Madison these days.

by Jawbox April 14, 2005

cuntweasel

a person who weasels their way into cunt, a complete douche bag.

"Bryan you are a complete cuntweasel go fuck your boy freind" said will

by poopface333 June 16, 2011

Cuntweasel

Someone who's always trying to get laid, in a sappy, cringe worthy way, usually with girls way above his batting average.

Who's Jim? Oh you mean cuntweasel! I didn't know he had an actual name.

by wickedy September 21, 2016

cunttease

Similar to cocktease, only the girl is being led to believe that she stands a chance with the guy or girl flirting with her

That cunttease went and bought me two shots and I ended up sleeping with his friend when he went home with another girl.

by COLsass June 10, 2005