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1. the ultimate cunt; 2. a total asshole
I cannot believe you told my ex that I cheated on him. You're a total cuntweasel.
by Intervocalic June 29, 2005
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A really annoying cock of a friend that thinks you owe him everything and he owes you nothing: when a female hasn't cleaned her cavern in months to the point that a weasel could find it a warm nook to live in for the winter. hence the name cunt weasel(never heard of the second definition happing but we all know the first one applies)
James STFU, your being a real Cunt Weasel about your smokes.
by The big S October 14, 2005
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when you have a weasel in your cunt
what a fuckin cuntweasel ms.jacobson is.
by dick vitale October 17, 2003
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