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Cuntitis 

A Disease caused by being such a cunt for so long that they turn into one and bleed to death
Hillary died of cuntitis
Cuntitis by Proskill October 14, 2018
Related Words
elaboration on, or misspronunciation, (usually drunken) of what demure ladies call the 'C'-word (and the rest of us call the cunt-word)
get ou me wya you feckin' cuntite
cuntite by roco January 28, 2004
a ho that acts like a cunt
my bitch is such a cuntita when all she talks about is her man
cuntita by sophia_gwenivere November 13, 2009

Cuntitioner 

Summer's eve is a cuntitioner
Cuntitioner by Ant.A July 5, 2012

Cuntitude 

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin
''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another
Cuntitude by senseofnon December 23, 2010
verb; to make things all cunty-like (submitted by a reader of Harper's magazine)
1) "What's up? Are you in a bad mood again? Please don't tell me you're going to just go ahead and cuntify our whole night out."

2) Sandy and Denise had stopped inviting Clarice on outings, as her superior attitude had a cuntifying effect.
cuntify by Eve B April 16, 2007