Cuntity

Cunty company

I keep getting burned by the cuntity I keep around me

by Ronnie’s Dad November 9, 2023

Cuntitis

A Disease caused by being such a cunt for so long that they turn into one and bleed to death

Hillary died of cuntitis

by Proskill October 14, 2018

cuntite

elaboration on, or misspronunciation, (usually drunken) of what demure ladies call the 'C'-word (and the rest of us call the cunt-word)

get ou me wya you feckin' cuntite

by roco January 28, 2004

cuntita

a ho that acts like a cunt

my bitch is such a cuntita when all she talks about is her man

by sophia_gwenivere November 13, 2009

Cuntitioner

Feminine twat wash

Summer's eve is a cuntitioner

by Ant.A July 5, 2012

Cuntitude

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin

''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another

by senseofnon December 23, 2010

cuntify

verb; to make things all cunty-like (submitted by a reader of Harper's magazine)

1) "What's up? Are you in a bad mood again? Please don't tell me you're going to just go ahead and cuntify our whole night out."

2) Sandy and Denise had stopped inviting Clarice on outings, as her superior attitude had a cuntifying effect.

by Eve B April 16, 2007