cuntify

verb; to make things all cunty-like (submitted by a reader of Harper's magazine)

1) "What's up? Are you in a bad mood again? Please don't tell me you're going to just go ahead and cuntify our whole night out."

2) Sandy and Denise had stopped inviting Clarice on outings, as her superior attitude had a cuntifying effect.

by Eve B April 16, 2007

cuntify

The act of cleaning up something in a womanly fashion.

My girlfriend had to cuntify my apartment.

by Josh Briggs August 5, 2003

cuntify

To be turned into a Beyoncè stan.

I’m gonna cuntify Warren! Make him stream beyoncè all the time.

by cuntessa chastain October 15, 2022

Cuntifact

A cuntifact is a lie, told with such detail so as to try and convince the teller that it is the truth.

Where did you hear that? It sounds like a cuntifact.

If you heard it from a Queentard, it then it must be a cuntifact.

by Kung Of The Duckheads December 28, 2019

cuntifer

A girl named Jennifer that act likes a cunt. She lies, manipulates and uses sex to get what she wants . On the outside, to those who don’t know her she appears perfectly normal. She has the ability to transform her personality like a chameleon into yours, easily fooling you into thinking she’s the greatest human alive . She never tells you what she’s really thinking, and is a fake. The sad thing is most people are fooled by her cunning tricks and fake altruistic acts. She’s the type of person that would sleep with her sister’s husband or kill her mother and lie with a smile and look believable.

I can’t belive how evil Jennifer is being . She really is a cuntifer!

by Karmasabitchlol May 7, 2018

cuntification

The frequency of cunt-like behaviour.

Total cuntification in this town.

by Professor of pedagogy January 18, 2016

cuntifery

heinous fuckery most foul - used as a collective noun for the selfish, petty, nasty actions committed by a person, usually a narcissistic.

Divorce was a given after his latest display of cuntifery.

by bluerinse666! February 17, 2015