cuntify

verb; to make things all cunty-like (submitted by a reader of Harper's magazine)

1) "What's up? Are you in a bad mood again? Please don't tell me you're going to just go ahead and cuntify our whole night out."

2) Sandy and Denise had stopped inviting Clarice on outings, as her superior attitude had a cuntifying effect.

by Eve B April 16, 2007

cuntify

The act of cleaning up something in a womanly fashion.

My girlfriend had to cuntify my apartment.

by Josh Briggs August 5, 2003

Cuntifier

A well-respected, straight-talking person whose opinion is often sort to determine who is talking shit or who has been acting like a cunt.

He's a really good cuntifier; always says it how it is.

by Professor of pedagogy October 26, 2022

cuntified

What happens to something whenever Minnesota State Senator Michelle Bachmann gets her hands on it, the majority of the time usually for the worse.

Wow, that referendum giving homosexual partners equal civil rights was sure cuntified quickly.

by Queery February 15, 2006

cuntifying

when you have extreme fear of a scary cunt

oh my god bertha your cunt is so cuntifying !

by virginiavirgin November 18, 2016

cuntified

When a person/s modifies a car to extremes, either really over the top, or completely tacky

A vauxhall nova with a big bore exhaust strapped to a 1.0litre engine it then becomes known as cuntified

by Dr MOON November 7, 2006

cuntified

When someone goes overboard, goes to the limits of tolerable humanity

She got her hair done in a cuntified way taht none of her frieds would talk with her.

by Bobby October 17, 2003