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cuntilinguist 

a person so proficient in eating twat that the women think he is comunicating with the snatch
sally had to call her cuntilinguist because her pussy was clammed up
cuntilinguist by timrod April 18, 2008

cummifying 

A very very atrractive women that you eye fuck and want to cum with just a glance.
Yo! Have you seen Ashley? She is so cummifying this year, she sure upgraded.
cummifying by Jrue dee November 9, 2015

cuntilingus

When a man is going through a dry spell and meets a cunt and performs cunnilingus on her anyway. Performing cunnilingus on a cunt.
Brian was at TacoMac when he met a cunt who works for BearingPoint. It was a slow night so he decided to perform cuntilingus on her anyway.
cuntilingus by K. Schumock January 13, 2008

cuntilinger 

Performing oral sex or fingering a woman's vagina while you recover from an orgasm.
Buying time waiting to get an erection again while licking, sucking or fingering your partner's pussy.
"I came so quick I had to cuntilinger 20 minutes until I got my boner back."
"I licked and fingered her pussy so long my finger got wrinkled!" (Cuntilinger finger)
cuntilinger by Licknfingergood January 19, 2014

cootifying 

the act of dispersing cooties to willing or unwilling parties. aka- making out
after the next tyrannasaurusr rex i make out with, i'm all yours for the cootifying
cootifying by webster February 1, 2004

cuntfinger

The aroma found on the end of a person's fingers after fumbling around in a women's meatwallet(Pussy).
Woods had a pungeount case of the cuntfinger, after spreading Merideth's meatcurtains.
cuntfinger by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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