Cuntitus

An acute disease or disorder That mainly affects the brain and the personality and return affecting a person’s decision making skills and personality traits negatively.

Man she is acting so crazy I think she has Cuntitus...

by ABBEYizzaG December 28, 2017

Cuntitus

The act of having too tight of a cunt. cunt-tightis.

girl- I can not have sex with you, your penis is too large and i have cuntitus.
guy- cuntitus?
girl- yea, you know, cunt-tightis

by ihavecuntitus March 17, 2009

Cuntimus Prime

one who is being a complete douche and or asshole, while devoid of emotion.

fuck you cuntimus prime

by vagina-tron3000 August 2, 2009

Cunticus

The King of Cunts.
Term used in reference to an Operations manager for a large oil company working offshore Ghana.

The decision has been made, Cunticus has spoken.
Cunticus is the ruler of the realm of the cunts.

by fdddededde August 20, 2017

Cuntitis

A Disease caused by being such a cunt for so long that they turn into one and bleed to death

Hillary died of cuntitis

by Proskill October 14, 2018

Cuntitude

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin

''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another

by senseofnon December 23, 2010

cuntious

a very posh cunt.

you are very cuntious

by haggard-ash August 14, 2009