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Cuntitioner 

Offensive, noun. Operator of cunts (vaginas, female genitalia).
That Dan is a right Cuntitioner!
Cuntitioner by kertova December 16, 2010

Air Conditioner 

An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven.
-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?

-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Air Conditioner.
Air Conditioner by 123yik June 7, 2010

Mcgrath Air-Conditioner. 

A standard BJ, only when the woman has an ice cube in her mouth so that your dick may be cooled and refreshed for further use.

Best used on extremely hot days after physical labor, when you have sustained an injury to your penis, or after intense sexual endeavors.
1) It was 98 degrees while I was mowing the lawn, so I had my woman cool me down with the old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
2) At baseball practice I got nailed in the dick by a baseball, it hurt so bad that the only cure was a good old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
3) We boned for like 8 hours, my dick was so sore that I absolutely needed a Mcgrath Air-Conditioner in order to not contract ED.

The Leaky Air Conditioner  

A sexual term used when a man stands over a women, and lets his ball sweat drip on the womens (or mans) Face.
I gave her The Leaky Air Conditioner on a hot summers eve

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time 

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

Arizona Air Conditioner

This is when a female puts two ice cubes in her Vagina and queefs in her partners face, while they are eating her out.
Babe, it's so damn hot out. Maybe you can give me an Arizona Air Conditioner tonight and we can both cool off a bit.