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Cuntinder

Jordan is a cuntinder he did something which only cuntinders can do which is be back2back jamindy, and now he whines and cries about it and ignores everyone and "pretends" he busy.
Cuntinder touches ducks which is very cunty
by Jordan is a cunt January 7, 2023
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Boring cuntiness

Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.

The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.
I diagnose TW with boring cuntiness
by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 16, 2020
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Cuntinental Breakfast

To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."
"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"

"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"
by 101202 July 27, 2014
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cuntifer

A girl named Jennifer that act likes a cunt. She lies, manipulates and uses sex to get what she wants . On the outside, to those who don’t know her she appears perfectly normal. She has the ability to transform her personality like a chameleon into yours, easily fooling you into thinking she’s the greatest human alive . She never tells you what she’s really thinking, and is a fake. The sad thing is most people are fooled by her cunning tricks and fake altruistic acts. She’s the type of person that would sleep with her sister’s husband or kill her mother and lie with a smile and look believable.
I can’t belive how evil Jennifer is being . She really is a cuntifer!
by Karmasabitchlol May 7, 2018
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Cuntmander

Refers to someone in total war community, who is a cunt.
Have you beaten cuntmander? Who hasn't?
by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016
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Cuntundrum

1. An unsolvable issue or problem with your wife or girlfriend.

2. A catch-22 involving a woman
That's quite a cuntundrum. I'm glad I'm not in your shoes.
by fullaflex March 21, 2011
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cuntifery

heinous fuckery most foul - used as a collective noun for the selfish, petty, nasty actions committed by a person, usually a narcissistic.
Divorce was a given after his latest display of cuntifery.
by bluerinse666! February 17, 2015
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