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Adj.
1. a more conniving, nasty bastard in comparison
2. a stronger smelling fish
1.. Peter and Neal were both thieving little bastards, but Aaron suggested that Peter was cuntier simply because he doesn’t like his face
2. Karla had cooked a wonderful meal, to which Nicki commented “this trout is beautifully cooked with such a strong smell, much cuntier than Salmon”
cuntier by CuntierCunt January 30, 2021

Cuntier than a lesbian porno 

Geoff: ‘Did you have a punt on the weekend?’
Ash: ‘Yeah but I lost it all in the last leg.’
Geoff: ‘Ahh that’s no good.’
Ash: ‘Yeah. It was cuntier than a lesbian porno.’
As per top definition “... you know what isn’t a word? Cunther!” Spoken by Coach Steve in Big Mouth series 2 episode 10, ironically used by Jessie’s Hormone Monsteress Connie, as a derogatory description of Jessie’s mother Shanon as she is driving Jessie to a therapist:
:-)
Funny as fuck
Connie to Jessie re Shannon
“... Punch this Cunther in the face WHILE SHE’S DRIVING!!’”
Cunther by Lord Pooter of Wingham January 19, 2019

cunterrogation 

/kənˌterəˈɡāSH(ə)n/ noun a display in which someone (usually a woman) seeks to overwhelm a debate opponent with stupid questions, all of which assume facts about the opponent or opponent's position which are not supported by any evidence. verb cunterrogate adjective cunterrogative

origin: portmanteau of "cunt" and "interrogation"

synonyms: feminism, critical theory, pegging
"i was arguing with someone online, and instead of addressing my points she started asking me about what it's like to not be able to get laid."
"well, that's just a typical cunterrogation"
cunterrogation by cunterrogator December 6, 2016
You know what's not a word? Cunther.
Cunther by EnvoyArmageddon October 13, 2018

cuntifer 

A girl named Jennifer that act likes a cunt. She lies, manipulates and uses sex to get what she wants . On the outside, to those who don’t know her she appears perfectly normal. She has the ability to transform her personality like a chameleon into yours, easily fooling you into thinking she’s the greatest human alive . She never tells you what she’s really thinking, and is a fake. The sad thing is most people are fooled by her cunning tricks and fake altruistic acts. She’s the type of person that would sleep with her sister’s husband or kill her mother and lie with a smile and look believable.
I can’t belive how evil Jennifer is being . She really is a cuntifer!
cuntifer by Karmasabitchlol May 7, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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