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cuntifer 

A girl named Jennifer that act likes a cunt. She lies, manipulates and uses sex to get what she wants . On the outside, to those who don’t know her she appears perfectly normal. She has the ability to transform her personality like a chameleon into yours, easily fooling you into thinking she’s the greatest human alive . She never tells you what she’s really thinking, and is a fake. The sad thing is most people are fooled by her cunning tricks and fake altruistic acts. She’s the type of person that would sleep with her sister’s husband or kill her mother and lie with a smile and look believable.
I can’t belive how evil Jennifer is being . She really is a cuntifer!
cuntifer by Karmasabitchlol May 7, 2018
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cuntifery 

heinous fuckery most foul - used as a collective noun for the selfish, petty, nasty actions committed by a person, usually a narcissistic.
Divorce was a given after his latest display of cuntifery.
cuntifery by bluerinse666! February 17, 2015

cuntafer 

When one lives in the hollers of Kentucky begging for money and buys a bedroom suite with victims money but needs to beg for more to buy a cuntafer and sheets.
You guuuuuyzzzzzzz look at my cuntafer
cuntafer by Cmcscams August 27, 2021

cuntiferous 

Adjective
1. Cunty, having cunt-like qualities.
2. Of, or pertaining to, bumpy-chinned lesbians, esp. those having red hair and a problem with alcohol.
"Meredith, cease your cuntiferous ways and get on with your work!"

"Pam, don't you find Angela a bit cuntiferous?"
"Yes, a bit, but not nearly so much as Meredith."
cuntiferous by Lindsey and Chris October 25, 2006

cuntference

A meeting of cunts - male or female; A conference you don't want to be at or involved with; if your boss is a cunt and you have to meet with her/him; a showdown of cunts
My boss is a cunt and I have to meet with her. It's going to be a cuntference;
I have to go to a cuntference with my boss.
cuntference by Mozery January 30, 2015

Cuntifeatures 

A person who has similar facial or body features of a woman's vagina. She does not have Cuntfeatures but she is getting there.
Look at that lady... she has Cuntifeatures!
Cuntifeatures by Dave1902 October 27, 2006

Cuntiér 

Being meaner than the other girls, the grandest bitch
You dont want a cuntiér bitch than you
Cuntiér by Runwilder December 20, 2010
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