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Cunty Cunticus

Cunty Cunticus
Noun
Another name for your spouse, partner, or anyone who has evolved beyond being an ordinary cunt. A Cunty Cunticus makes being a cunt their full-time occupation and approaches the role with unmatched dedication, consistency and absolutely no annual leave.
Joe isn’t merely being a cunt today—he’s reached his final form: Cunty Cunticus

Joe is smoker, drinker, enthusiastic supporter of Thailand’s adult entertainment industry, lady men a speciality, and a full-time, fully qualified Cunty Cunticus.

After stealing my car park and pretending not to see me, she revealed herself to be a true Cunty cunticus.