Cunticulitis 

1. The Inability to Be a Woman. 2. A disease a female acquires while contracting Bitch Syndrome. Contagious, Bitches beware.

"That Bitch's got Cunticulitis!"
"Stay Clear! No one wants Cunticulitis"

Cunticulitis by Mz.Katastrophe November 8, 2011

curriculitis 

The very serious disease where patients have curriculum stuck up their anus

Damn, I wish I didn't have curriculitis as it would make it easier to study if my books weren't up my ass

curriculitis by Sauci February 18, 2017