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Cuntious 

Being conscious of a cunt
A female who takes pride in and good care of her vagina

A person acting like a cunt but doing so consciously

Being aware that the person you are talking to is and is acting like a cunt. You act in a cuntious manner allowing the cunt to make a cunt out of themselves
Cuntious by Will5_m8 February 9, 2023

Cuntious Maxima 

As cunty and as posh as you can get.....
can you please stop being a Cuntious Maxima?..
Cuntious Maxima by Zalmanslayer April 20, 2017

Self Cuntious

To be aware of how much of a cunt you are or are capable of being and then try to curb your cuntiness for the benefit of others.
My self cuntious is probably the reason no one's realised I'm a complete cunt. I keep that shit under wraps.
Self Cuntious by Fortitude July 2, 2015

Cuntimus Prime 

one who is being a complete douche and or asshole, while devoid of emotion.
fuck you cuntimus prime
The King of Cunts.
Term used in reference to an Operations manager for a large oil company working offshore Ghana.
The decision has been made, Cunticus has spoken.
Cunticus is the ruler of the realm of the cunts.
Cunticus by fdddededde August 20, 2017
When something indescribably bad happens.

Its so bad its like saying the word voldermort in harry potter.
"my nan just died"
" CUNTHOUSE " !!!!!!!!!!!
Cunthouse by TaylorTopham August 20, 2010
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