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cunthurt
The female specific version of "butthurt".
It is commonly used to refer to women who act emotionally erratic, unreasonable and sulkily over trivial things, that caused them to be offended. (especially when it happened ages ago)
Thus it is most commonly applied to third wave feminists by people with common sense, sorry, sexist shitlords.
It is commonly used to refer to women who act emotionally erratic, unreasonable and sulkily over trivial things, that caused them to be offended. (especially when it happened ages ago)
Thus it is most commonly applied to third wave feminists by people with common sense, sorry, sexist shitlords.
Mrs. Cunthurt: OMG, like I can't believe my dad told a blonde joke to his friends in front of me and my mom!
Friend: *Sigh* You're bringing that up again? Seriously, that was in 6th grade. You're 30 right now!
Mrs. Cunthurt: What?! You're taking his side?! Do you realize how sexist and demeaning that was?!
Friend: Oh shut up and don't be so fucking cunthurt, woman!
Friend: *Sigh* You're bringing that up again? Seriously, that was in 6th grade. You're 30 right now!
Mrs. Cunthurt: What?! You're taking his side?! Do you realize how sexist and demeaning that was?!
Friend: Oh shut up and don't be so fucking cunthurt, woman!
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centaur express
A syrum mix extracted from human semen and horse semen. Some put this fucking masterpiece in empty coconut syrup bottles and bamboozle the shit out of people
Guy 1- yo wtf why does this syrup taste so bitter, where the hell did you get this?
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach
centaur express by Oplix October 20, 2017
centaur boots
Schmidt: "Winston told me that you guys make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them "clickety-clacks" or "centaur boots".
centaur boots by rednovemburr June 8, 2014
cuntardouchebag
"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."
cuntardouchebag by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009
cuntarded
A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.
*at a party*
Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.
Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.
Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.
Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.
cuntauche
When a fat chick lifts her gut to reveal her cunt, she attempt s to shave her pubes but cant lift her gut (upper part of the gunt) high enough and consequently a line of pubic hairs remain after she finishes trying to shave. This line of pubic hairs is known as the cuntauche.