Cuntaur

Noan. vulgar slang
1)a very bad man
2) a mythical creature half man half cunt

Example: You screaming cuntaur!
"Look dear its a cuntaur runnig through the bushes"

by Susannah November 30, 2003

cunthurt

The female specific version of "butthurt".

It is commonly used to refer to women who act emotionally erratic, unreasonable and sulkily over trivial things, that caused them to be offended. (especially when it happened ages ago)
Thus it is most commonly applied to third wave feminists by people with common sense, sorry, sexist shitlords.

Mrs. Cunthurt: OMG, like I can't believe my dad told a blonde joke to his friends in front of me and my mom!

Friend: *Sigh* You're bringing that up again? Seriously, that was in 6th grade. You're 30 right now!

Mrs. Cunthurt: What?! You're taking his side?! Do you realize how sexist and demeaning that was?!

Friend: Oh shut up and don't be so fucking cunthurt, woman!

by Etsin February 10, 2015

centaur express

A syrum mix extracted from human semen and horse semen. Some put this fucking masterpiece in empty coconut syrup bottles and bamboozle the shit out of people

Guy 1- yo wtf why does this syrup taste so bitter, where the hell did you get this?
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach

by Oplix October 20, 2017

centaur boots

Big ass toe nails that click on the ground as you walk. Coined on the show New Girl.

Schmidt: "Winston told me that you guys make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them "clickety-clacks" or "centaur boots".

by rednovemburr June 8, 2014

cuntardouchebag

The bag used by a cuntardouche.

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."

by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntarded

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

by yermoom December 13, 2009

cuntauche

When a fat chick lifts her gut to reveal her cunt, she attempt s to shave her pubes but cant lift her gut (upper part of the gunt) high enough and consequently a line of pubic hairs remain after she finishes trying to shave. This line of pubic hairs is known as the cuntauche.

I fucked a fatty last night, her cuntauche spoke a thousand words!

by burnsy076 August 10, 2015