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cunthurt 

The female specific version of "butthurt".

It is commonly used to refer to women who act emotionally erratic, unreasonable and sulkily over trivial things, that caused them to be offended. (especially when it happened ages ago)
Thus it is most commonly applied to third wave feminists by people with common sense, sorry, sexist shitlords.
Mrs. Cunthurt: OMG, like I can't believe my dad told a blonde joke to his friends in front of me and my mom!

Friend: *Sigh* You're bringing that up again? Seriously, that was in 6th grade. You're 30 right now!

Mrs. Cunthurt: What?! You're taking his side?! Do you realize how sexist and demeaning that was?!

Friend: Oh shut up and don't be so fucking cunthurt, woman!
cunthurt by Etsin February 10, 2015
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Cunthunters 

A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.
"Hey Paul, grab your cunthunters, we're off to Longroom tonight"
Cunthunters by DJRailz January 19, 2021
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cunthunt 

The magnificent activity enjoyed by many horny men, and sometimes women in lesbian situations. This can be done in a group format or it can be done individually. In many group formats, the Head Leader, would command his fellow cunthunters to join him in the search for exotic pussy. During the journey one may bump into booby traps such as the "Bush" or an STD infested pussy. These can end the cunthunter's life or possibly put forth much shame, resulting in immediate dismissal from the cunthunt.
Ricky and his two brothers went on a cunthunt to pass the time.

When I asked Gary when he met his fiancee, he replied, "I ran into her during my cunthunt."

Nelson is the best cunthunter I know. He is fearless like a lion. He is bold like an eagle. He is horny like a rhino. Everytime he takes part in the cunthunt, he fingers every girl and leaves her confused. That is the way of the cunthunter. Be quick and mysterious.

Jaquan knows what to bring to the cunthunt. He packs a bag full of flavored condoms and clean underwear. I must do the same.
cunthunt by Wild and Mild August 8, 2008

cunthunt 

The pursuit of vagina

Usually availability is more important than beauty

Active rather than passive, usually at a bar
Q: Hey Mark, do you want to go out on a cunthunt tonight?
A: I'd love to
cunthunt by RQ July 19, 2006

Cunturtle 

Crochety old women who conplain about everything and often fall, being then unable to get up
""hey is that Nancy Jean? That crazy mean cunturtle must be sunning itself. And look at that black eye!"
Cunturtle by 251mpr August 20, 2011

Cunthunter 

(1)A Cunthunter is a male that is horny at all times and therefore must seek sexual contact with women, sluts or cumdumpsters.

(2)The swedish artist Basshunters uncencored name. Refers to (1).
(1) - Hey i just saw pat, he is the biggest Cunthunter since Grill, the online internet stalker.

(2) - I just went to see Basshunters new concert all his songs sounded just alike.
- Ye i know, i HAET him, Cunthunter, the Cunthunter.
Cunthunter by KalleSweden March 6, 2008

Cunthunta 

That mofo Derek is one helluva cunthunta. He'll go for anything with a vulva and a pulse - scratch that, the pulse is optional.
Cunthunta by Cunthunta June 21, 2013